
[Intro] In the land of llamas, where the brains are so bright Lived a hero, llama brain, with the heart of a knight He danced and he sang, with a voice so sweet And his sidekick frank, was keeping the beat [Chorus] Frank is a llama with a heart of gold And llama brain's the dumbest little llama you know Frank's kickin ass and smashing nuts Llama brain forgot and started sniffing some butts [verse] They traveled through mountains, and valleys so wide Solving puzzles, and teasers of the mind With frank's attitude and llama brain's might they conquered the evil, doing what is right [Chorus] Frank is a llama with a heart of gold And llama brain's the dumbest little llama you know Frank's kickin ass and smashing nuts Llama brain forgot and started sniffing some butts [verse] They faced off the villains, with a fierce battle cry Frank and llama brain, fighting side by side They were doing so great, They almost won But they were captured in the end, with nowhere to run! "Call Toot." Llama said, "We gottta be smart." Frank said, 'Really, Llama? Toot is a fart." "Toot saved the world! And he is my best friend." Frank had to give in and called toot in the end Toot floated over as fast as farts fly "TOOT HELP?" he squeaked out to in a voice so kind ''fight the evil please!" was llama brain's plight "TOOT SAVE WORLD. NOW MONSTER REWIND!" [Rap solo] toot saved the world, it was fuckin unbelievable he traveled the land and went to search for big evil the evil from all was soon humanity's fall Toot protected us from the worst that would befall he squeezed, squished and shot out the rankest fart hit there was no way the monster could have lived through that shit The llamas nearly puked from the stench of that blow but Toot hit the monster and ended that show The flowers and grass kinda died around there But toot won the fight and it was fair and square [outro] Frank's kickin ass and Toot is smashing nuts Llama brain forgot and started sniffing some butts And so our tale ends, of adventure and fun But frank and llama brain, will never be done They keep on dancing, Toot dances along And that's the best ending of frank and llama's song!