At Least I Tried

You might ask What is this and why So let me tell you a story Uhm... Just... Don't laugh Okay? Me and Simba had a plan Said we'd hit the county bank at dawn Steal a diamond from the big safe Seemed simple, right? Nope It all went down We had a ski mask and a plastic gun But when the sense came it was too late Well, at least I tried (At least they tried!) At least I tried (At least they tried!) I crashed through the door And he fell on the floor Simba tripped right on the doormat Knocked over the greeter's coffee cup The manager just started laughing Said, "Folks, what in the hell is up?" Simba pulled out his gun Screamed "EVERYBODY DOWN!" But it didn't feel right The manager just laughed, pushed a button instead Security came running, Simba turned red We ran out screaming like wild dogs Simba tripped on his shoelaces while running away Knocked down seventeen people like dominoes We made it three blocks down the highway Before we realized the security cameras caught it all Well, at least I tried (At least they tried!) At least I tried (At least they tried!) We made it to the truck, hit the gas Cops were laughing as they chased our ass Sitting in a cell now Laughing at the memory Simba's doing sixty months And I'm doing ninety three Simba looked at me with that crooked grin Said, "That was fun, wanna do it again?" Well, at least I tried (At least they tried!) At least I tried (At least they tried!) The whole thing burned Before it could start Oh Well... At least I tried Simba you dumbass I'll never join you on these plans again