The Cosmic Glitch

[Intro] Yo... check the frequency. Scanning Sector 7G... we got a specimen here. Looks like a beast. Acts like a titan. A real man's man. But every once in a while... the signal glitches. And things get... fabulous. (Verse 1) Yo, look at him walking, chest out, chin high, Looking like a dude who's too tough to cry! Talking 'bout engines, talking 'bout grit, Acting so rugged, yeah, he’s really the... ...it! He’s a man’s man, heavy boots on the floor, Crushing every single thing, always wanting more. But then the beat shifts, and I see the glitch, A little bit of flair, a little bit of a twitch! He starts acting flamboyant, hands in the air, Like he's ready for a runway, or a pageant, or a fair! One minute he's bro-ing, clinking cans with the crew, The next, his vibe is... suspiciously... new! (Chorus) Is it a glitch? Is it a flaw? Is it the strangest human being we ever saw? He's a man's man, yeah, he plays the part, But there’s a super gay energy deep in his heart! One second he rugged, the next he is grand, The most confusing dude in all of the land! (Verse 2) Hold up, wait let me check the data again, Was that a little wink? Was that a little grin? He was talking 'bout football, talking 'bout weight, Then he saw his reflection and said, "Damn, I look great!" I saw him checking his hair in a window pane, With more passion than a lover in the pouring rain! He’s acting all masculine, tough as a rock, But he’s got more sass than a star-system shock! Is it a costume? Is it a mask? Does being a "bro" feel like a heavy task? He switches the energy, flips the whole script, With a flame so hot, the fire alarm trip (Chorus) Is it a glitch? Is it a flaw? Is it the strangest human being we ever saw? He's a man's man, yeah, he plays the part, But there’s a super gay energy deep in his heart! One second he rugged, the next he is grand, The most confusing dude in all of the land! (Bridge) The stars are watching... They see the man. But they also see... the other man The one who loves the glitter. The one who lives for... the drama. Is he a dude? Is he a diva? Is he a man... or a cosmic receiver?! (Verse 3) Yo, don't get me wrong, he can hold his own weight, He’s part of the gang, yeah, he’s part of the state! But when that "super gay" vibe starts to leak through the crack, and he looking at him self like he's a whole snack It’s a sudden eruption, a fabulous burst, For a second, we think that his manhood is cursed! He goes from a titan to a total delight, Shining much brighter than a supernova light! One minute he's rugged, the next he is chic, A masculine legend with a "slay" in his cheek! He’s posing for the cameras, a queer overload, So much gay energy, he startin' to glow, (Chorus) Is it a glitch? Is it a flaw? Is it the strangest human being we ever saw? He's a man's man, yeah, he plays the part, But there’s a super gay energy deep in his heart! One second he rugged, the next he is grand, The most confusing dude in all of the land! (Yeah, he’s glitching... the signal is breaking! Watch the sparkles!) (Outro) Yeah... keep it real, man. Or don't.... Whatever you want. But The galaxies know. The universe knows. It's obvious Bro