This Song Is So Long

[Verse 1] Check your watch again Same pint Same joke Same line Someone lost the plot Somewhere in verse nine Ye look at yer mate He just shrugs and sighs We were young back when it started Now we’re old and wise [Chorus] This song is so long It goes on and on Like it's dragging by For a mile Lads When does it end Is there something else you'll play? This song is so long Someone turn the page [Verse 2] Bridge after bridge Then a key change fake Choir of drunk uncles On take twenty-eight Ye forget the start Can’t recall the name Is this still the chorus Or are we just to blame? [Chorus] This song is so long It goes on and on Like it's dragging by For a mile Lads When does it end Is there something else you'll play? This song is so long Someone turn the page [Instrumental] [Bridge] Last call came and went (did it?) We’re still stuck on refrain If they loop this one more time We might all go insane (hey!) [Chorus] This song is so long It goes on and on Like it's dragging by For a mile Lads When does it end Is there something else you'll play? This song is so long This song is so long This song is so— (play something else, okay?)