E-Thug Paradise (ft. EvilTyromancer)

[Ri] Tyro i see fellow poor people All you losers think you're worse But you're not You think you the worst, your bubble will burst 'cause This ho is the lowest of the low, think you're fly, my guy no lie Your bills ain't stacked up quite as high Needed to put mine outside, cause my debt is through the roof You sit there, think you the saddy, think you the baddy Dearest homie though you got to have to see The alpha, the omega, the apex is Ri The baddest Suno bitch on the block is me 'Cause who cares if all of the clout's bullshit and lies Roleplaying keyboard gangsta warrior's fucking nice Sweet hopium, puff puff pass that copium Who needs street cred, right guys? 'Cause Suno is the land of dreams, a straight up OG E-Thug Paradise [Tyro] Ri, can you pass the copium please? Thanks Behold the god of bad Internet rap No, I mean seriously bad Internet rap Look, half of y'all are bad and the rest is mid Wish I didn't know y'all as well as I did Truthfully I don't know the half of y'all half as well as I oughta And the half that I half-know I half-like by a quarter But none of you is I I'm the goat, I'm the greatest of all time As well as sheep, horse, dog, cat, duck, and goose And every other zoo animal that got loose A miracle individual lyrical ability is spiritual Perfectly subliminal, criminal, original Spitting gibberish with syllables Stuffing limp lines with metaphorical similes I need you to understand that I'm the greatest I got bitches on my dick and I got digits on my pages I'm a Suno warlord, famous on two Discords Frodo in bathrobe on my way to Mordor To toss my mixtape into Mount Doom to restore order Or so the lore goes that Papa Franku recorded I got enemies Serious enemies People who blocked me passive aggressively People who said "I'll check later" respectfully People who left me on read indefinitely It's almost as if It's almost as if I'm making fun of y'all I would never do that. Or would i? Doing the thing I mock but worse, with confidence My competence got lost in the comment thread nonsense arguing constantly With any half-a-wit with half a brain to post in it Who wrote this shit? I only make the dopest shit I won't admit I'm hopeless and I'm boasting it So Ima keep roasting me for cheap comedy I'm the god of mid so toast to it I hope ya'll wake the fuck up and find some common sense Cause the pit is bottomless I'm so deep underground I'm basically coal And none of you is I And I is not sane And sane is not art And art is not gain And gain is not clout And clout is not cheese Ri, can you pass the copium please? Been spending most their lives living in a E-Thug paradise x2 Keep spending most our lives living in a E-Thug paradise x2 [Ri] Because who cares if all of the clout's bullshit and lies Roleplaying keyboard gangsta warriors is fucking nice Sweet hopium puff puff pass that copium Who needs street cred, right guys? And you know it's true, no? That Suno is the land of dreams, a straight up OG E-Thug Paradise