Lyrics
Subtitles ready"Hey, man, how's life?" "I don't know, it's alright. I've been touchin' grass outside like every human being. Didn't sleep much last night." "I'm sorry." "That's fine. I just think I need a little me-time. I think I need to log back online." Where’d my mount go? Where’s my gold at? Why’s my bags full? Why’s this kobold got my whole path? Hold up, let me check the map, where's the zone at? I've been looking for the quest giver, gotta go back. Yeah, I gotta go back. See, I promised I was done, said I'd never return Uninstalled it on a Tuesday, let the subscription burn Told myself I was free, I had lessons to learn Now I'm staring at the launcher, feeling my stomach churn Log in, loading screen hits, welcome back to the pain Guild chat immediately pops, they remember my name "Hey man, where you been? We need a tank for the raid!" I haven't played in two years, I forgot how it's played! Great. Now I'm burdened by the expectations Fifty whispers in a minute, "What's your specialization?" Got a Mythic Plus key, need to check the rotation I don't know the new lore, I need an explanation! Look at my quest log, it's a mess, man Twenty-five dailies, gotta build up the Renown, I'm stressed, man Got a pull at 8 PM, I need the gear to impress, man I'm just trying to level up, put the stress to the test, man. Where’d my mount go? Where’s my gold at? Why’s my bags full? Why’s this kobold got my whole path? Hold up, let me check the map, where's the zone at? I've been looking for the quest giver, gotta go back. I remember when this game was just killing some boars Now I'm fighting cosmic gods to settle the scores Sylvanas did a thing, now I'm doing the chores Grinding reputation just to open the doors Yeah, I'm farming for a mount with a point-zero-one Percent chance to appear, tell me, how is this fun? But I can't log off now, no, the week just begun Great Vault's looking real empty, got my mythics to run. I don't wanna be the one to wipe the raid but I didn't read the guide and the mechanics are insane! Standing in the fire, taking damage to the brain, healers yelling in the Discord that I'm becoming a drain! Wait—my add-ons are out of date. UI is broke, I can't see my own frame! DBM is screaming "RUN AWAY!"—what a shame! Durability is zero, I got nobody to blame! I'm clicking on my spells, I'm losing my mind The tank pulled the whole room, left the casters behind I'm completely out of mana, yeah, I'm in a bind I'm looking for the exit but I'm basically blind! They're telling me to interrupt, telling me to CC I'm just staring at a screen of chaotic debris I thought leaving Azeroth would finally set me free But the real final boss of this game is me. Where’d my mount go? Where’s my gold at? Why’s my bags full? Why’s this kobold got my whole path? Hold up, let me check the map, where's the zone at? I've been looking for the quest giver, gotta go back. Yeah, I gotta go back. I'm on the quest. Yeah, I'm on the quest. Leave me alone, man, I'm on the quest.