Gossip at the Water Cooler

𝑮𝒐𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒑 𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒐𝒐𝒍𝒆𝒓 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Lyrics © 2026 Maris S. Did you hear that Sarah's getting fired today? She switched to decaf on her summer holiday Mike from HR, did you see him leaving early? He’s headed to the courthouse to change his name to Shirley Did you hear that Carl got demoted? He put googly eyes on the CEO's portrait Nate got in trouble on Christmas last year He showed up at the party only in his underwear Gossip here, gossip there Blah blah blah blah everywhere Nobody keeps their noses clean Feeding the mighty rumor machine One little whisper can travel far Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Ooh ooh ooh, at the water cooler Take a break and take a sip Ooh ooh ooh, at the water cooler Where there's a quip on the tip of the lip Now listen to this There's something going on with Linda Somebody saw her through a window As she was dancing with a broom They think she's picked the broom as her groom You won't believe What I saw in the closet A big pile of handwritten Post-its We all know Jenny joined a cult She must be using it as her secret vault Gossip here, gossip there Blah blah blah blah everywhere Nobody keeps their noses clean Feeding the mighty rumor machine One little whisper can travel far Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Ooh ooh ooh, at the water cooler Blah blah blah blah blah Ooh ooh ooh, at the water cooler Now listen up Nobody knows, just you and me Kevin, the janitor, is secretly royalty He says there's a bounty on his head So he works here, pretending to be dead You know, gossip has this habit Of spreading like a cold Once you have it, you just can't grab it Put it away, ignore it, as if it's on hold Gossip here, gossip there Bla blah blah blah everywhere Nobody keeps their noses clean Feeding the mighty rumor machine One little whisper can travel far Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Ooh ooh ooh, at the water cooler Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Ooh ooh ooh, at the water cooler Blah blah blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah