A Walk In The Forest

[verse] The morning sun breaks through the leaves, a gentle light so fair A chorus of the songbirds wakes, to greet us on the air We're on a trail of broken stones, a trip so dull and slow I'd rather be at home right now, watching the grass grow. [chorus] Oh, we walk together in this fucking forest, it's a hell of a sight to see The ferns and moss, the goddamn trees, a goddamn waste of a day for me. Oh, the squirrels and rabbits look at them, they're just so damn cute, I'd rather be elsewhere with a beer, I need me an exit route. [verse] The streams are clear, the air is fresh, a breeze blows through my hair I'm swatting at these stupid bugs, and breathe this damn clean air. My feet are sore, my back is stiff, I'm tripping on a root I'm so over this nature shit, I'd rather have a boot To kick my way out of this hell, and find a place to rest This peaceful walk can go screw itself, it puts me to the test. [chorus] Oh, we walk together in this fucking forest, it's a hell of a sight to see The green shit grows all over the place, it's far too green for me. Oh, the creatures of this enchanted land are charming and so pure. Their cuteness has infected me, a disease I wish to cure. [bridge] They say this is a grand adventure, a journey for the soul I'd trade it all for a comfy chair, and some dice to roll This forest trail, it has no end, just more of the same old green I'm losing my mind with every step, it's such a hellish scene. [chorus] Oh, we walk together in this fucking forest, it's a hell of a sight to see If we walk another hour like this it'll be the end for me. The birds sing such a sweet sweet song, I want to plug my ears. Or get my sling and pick them off, their songs bring me to tears.