The Secret Club of Vanished Things

[Verse 1] Where has my humor gone? All it left me was this song Maybe it took the keys Ran off with what's left of my sanity Met up with the long-lost socks And the missing Tupperware lids Now they're all in a secret club Doing whatever vanished things do Or did [Pre-Chorus] Where did they all vanish to? What am I even supposed to do? [Chorus] If you see my sense of humor Tell it I'm not mad Just confused and under-caffeinated And maybe just a little sad If you find my motivation Tell it rent is overdue And if sanity is with them Tell her I miss her too [Verse 2] Motivation's long gone too Left no note and no excuse I keep checking every room Like it might come wandering through Off to their secret little club With my last clean coffee mug Heard they've got a waiting list now Guess I didn't make the cut [Pre-Chorus] Where did they all vanish to? What am I even supposed to do? [Chorus] If you see my sense of humor Tell it I'm not mad Just confused and under-caffeinated And maybe just a little sad If you find my motivation Tell it rent is overdue And if sanity is with them Tell her I miss her too [Verse 3] Found a note beside the sink Said "don't wait up, don't overthink" Even my patience packed a bag Guess we're all on the brink Focus left around eleven Calm was gone by half past seven If my brain is at that club Tell it I need adult supervision [Pre-Chorus] Where did they all vanish to? What am I even supposed to do? [Chorus] If you see my sense of humor Tell it I'm not mad Just confused and under-caffeinated And maybe just a little sad If you find my motivation Tell it rent is overdue And if sanity is with them Tell her I miss her too [Outro] And please bring back my coffee mug I was using that