
Br33zy: Ladies and gentlemen… Jenny: The leading role is already taken. Br33zy: By whom? Jenny: By me, obviously. Br33zy: Oh, really? Both: Let the show begin. At a hidden-gem ramen shop A battered, sun-faded shōjo manga On the rotting shelf, only volumes two, three, five, and eleven But somehow, even with all those gaps, the story still connects The same old love story, yet I’m completely hooked and thrilled The sudden betrayal genuinely gets to me I make up what happens next And ignore my date A classic leading lady Doesn’t suit this single driven career woman I’ll make the stage mine and mine alone A classic background role Blowing the big line right when it matters An innocent girl who misses her chance When will the spotlight Finally shine on me? Once had a brush with greatness A bona fide Oscar-winning Best Supporting Actress Woke at five, took the Odakyu from Noborito Station Crossed the Tama River, and still got criticized for being late Even though the star wasn’t arriving on set until twelve Meanwhile, we all laughed at the rider “Peanut M&Ms without the peanuts— isn’t that just the regular kind?” But when the diva graced us with her presence Five hours late, we found out that Peanut M&M’s without the peanut Were still peanut M&M’s But with the peanuts removed by hand. Ah, that’s where I got fired A classic cleaning lady The whole bathroom, clean as a whistle I’ll make the stage mine and mine alone A classic garbage collector The heroine of dreams somebody else threw away An innocent girl who misses her chance When will the spotlight Finally stop shining on me? Ah, if I could be satisfied with that And live happily ever after There’d be nothing wrong with it, but stillI I have to show the whole world This hopeless, terrible acting of mine My name up on the marquee My misery loves company A classic leading lady Doesn’t suit this single driven career woman I’ll make the stage mine and mine alone A classic background role Blowing the big line right when it matters An innocent girl who misses her chance When will the spotlight Finally shine on me?