theWarranty

[Intro] [click track count-off] Check one, two, is this thing on? [clean electric guitar enters with syncopated scratches] Whatever. [bass and drums enter, tight funk groove] [Verse 1] The warranty expires the day before it breaks That's just the math, don't look at me like that You put the bread in, it comes out burnt Or it comes out raw, there is no middle ground The bus pulls away while you're tying your shoe The universe isn't plotting, it just doesn't know you (It's all the same) Yeah, it's all the same noise (It's all the same) Yeah, it's all the same noise [Verse 2] Your ex is probably happy or maybe they're miserable Statistically they're just eating lunch right now You want a cinematic climax, a third-act twist But mostly you just need to write a grocery list Kale rots in the drawer, ambition rots in the head If you don't open the door Entropy is the only constant roommate He doesn't do dishes, he leaves the lights on He drinks your milk (He drinks your milk!) Get used to the mess, the mess is the point [Instrumental Break] [funky guitar solo with wah-wah effect] [driving bass and drum groove] [staccato synth melody] [Chorus] Gravity works whether you believe in it or not The floor is hard, the water is wet, the tea is hot [falsetto ad-lib] And you can scream at the clouds or you can buy an umbrella It's all the same to the weather, fella (It's all the same) Yeah, it's all the same noise The floor is hard, the water is wet, the tea is hot [falsetto ad-lib] And you can scream at the clouds or you can buy an umbrella It's all the same to the weather, fella (It's all the same) Yeah, it's all the same noise It's all the same to the weather, fella (It's all the same) Yeah, it's all the same noise [Verse 2] Your ex is probably happy or maybe they're miserable Statistically they're just eating lunch right now You want a cinematic climax, a third-act twist But mostly you just need to write a grocery list Kale rots in the drawer, ambition rots in the head If you don't open the door Entropy is the only constant roommate He doesn't do dishes, he leaves the lights on He drinks your milk (He drinks your milk!) Get used to the mess, the mess is the point [Instrumental Break] [funky guitar solo with wah-wah effect] [driving bass and drum groove] [staccato synth melody] [Chorus] Gravity works whether you believe in it or not The floor is hard, the water is wet, the tea is hot [falsetto ad-lib] And you can scream at the clouds or you can buy an umbrella It's all the same to the weather, fella (It's all the same) Yeah, it's all the same noise [Outro] [rhythmic stops] Okay, wait I don't care Wait, wait, wait