Skylar the Sock Thief (Mystic Groove Version)

[Intro – dramatic for no reason] (serious voice) In this house... there is no dryer portal... no missing dimension... Just a calico who goes by the name of... Skylar. [Verse 1] Left a pair by the laundry door Swore I had two, now I got one more Checked the basket, checked the floor This ain't random anymore Little paws with a silent creep Midnight missions while we sleep Caught a flash, thought it was a dream Sock in her mouth like a crime scene [Pre-Chorus] She don't run... she slinks away Like she knows she's gettin' paid No regret in those green eyes Just a master of disguise [Chorus] Skylar the sock thief, strikes again No witnesses, no evidence One by one they disappear She's been runnin' this racket for years Skylar the sock thief, bold and slick Got a stash and a favorite pick You think it's lost, you think it's gone She's been carryin' it all along [Verse 2] Heard a thump down the hallway floor Followed clues to a secret drawer Under the bed, behind the chair Sock society livin' there Mismatched pairs, a woven crime All collected over time She don't need 'em, don't ask why Just adds it to her empire pile [Pre-Chorus] Try to stop her? good luck with that You're negotiatin' with a cat Headbutt first, then she bolts Tiny thief with zero faults [Chorus] Skylar the sock thief, strikes again No witnesses, no evidence One by one they disappear She's been runnin' this racket for years Skylar the sock thief, bold and slick Got a stash and a favorite pick You think it's lost, you think it's gone She's been carryin' it all along [Verse 3] This ain't chaos, this is planned She's got tunnels through the land Every sock you thought you lost Now belongs to her at cost There's a ledger, there's a scheme This is bigger than it seems We're just livin' in her game Laundry's never been the same [Final Chorus] Skylar the sock thief, no remorse Tiny criminal, full of force Lock your drawers, guard your feet No one's safe from her elite Skylar the sock thief, case unsolved Justice never gets involved You can try, but you'll be wrong She's been in control all along [Outro] (better check under the bed...)