mayonnaise

# 💥 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ITS GIVING ⋅💥 # mayonnaise # # 🅰🅸 🤖 🆁🅰🅳🅸🅾 # 💥 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅💥 [Spoken Intro] be so for real It’s giving default settings It’s giving zero aura It’s giving BEIGE honestly, this intro is mid [Verse 1] You walked in, the vibe said, “I’ma head out” NPC fit what is that about? No lore, no drip, no plot, no rizz Background-character energy, that’s all it is You call it quiet luxury, I call it no sauce Fit check failed just take the loss B-F-F-R, your mood board’s oatmeal Even your hot takes come pre-approved and sealed You said, “Let me cook,” but the stove ain’t on You soft-launched a vibe and the vibe stayed gone Low-key dull, high-key dry You got left on read by your own Wi-Fi [Pre-Chorus] No cap, your aura’s in the negative Not you thinking beige is an aesthetic You didn’t eat there wasn’t a plate Whole personality copied and pasted [Chorus] You plain It’s giving unsalted cracker plain Beige from those shoes to the thoughts in yo brain So BASIC Garden-variety BASIC Generic, pedestrian, aggressively tasteless, BASIC You so vanilla, you mayonnaise (Milquetoast baby) Zero sauce for seven straight days (Milquetoast baby) [Post-Chorus] Mid! Mid! Whole fit mid! You thought you ate, but you barely nibbled it No drip! No rizz! No aura! No slay! And that’s on beige beige? May-may-mayonnaise It’s giving mayonnaise [Verse 2] Your bio says “vibes,” but the vibes aren’t here You been serving nothing every single year Your playlist’s all skips, not a single track slaps Spotify saw your taste and closed the app Your FYP is weather and tax advice You think black pepper is a little too spice You’re not giving demure, you’re giving DMV Your main-character moment went straight to DVD Your group chat muted you back in May Even autocorrect got nothing to say You brought receipts for a take nobody asked Tried to touch grass even the grass said “pass” [Pre-Chorus] No cap, your aura’s in the negative Not you calling “bland” an aesthetic You understood absolutely none of the assignment Your whole mood needs a software update [Chorus] You plain It’s giving unsalted cracker plain Beige from those shoes to the thoughts in yo brain So BASIC Garden-variety BASIC Generic, pedestrian, aggressively tasteless, BASIC You so vanilla, you mayonnaise (Milquetoast baby) Zero sauce for seven straight days (Milquetoast baby) B-F-F-R. [Breakdown] Basic-core Beige-coded Personality still downloading NPC No lore Factory settings straight from the Apple Store No spice No glaze Giving LinkedIn last Friday Dry text Human form Unbuttered noodle with the flavor gone Negative aura Absolutely mid You thought you serve But nobody tipped [Final Chorus] You plain Factory-settings plain Beige from the fit to the feed to the brain So BASIC Copy-paste BASIC Chronically mid and aggressively tasteless, BASIC You so vanilla, you mayonnaise (Milquetoast baby) Zero sauce for seven straight days (Milquetoast baby) [Final Chorus Bigger] You plain It’s giving unsalted cracker plain Beige from those shoes to the thoughts in yo brain So BASIC Garden-variety BASIC Generic, pedestrian, aggressively tasteless, BASIC You so vanilla, you mayonnaise (Milquetoast baby) No drip, no rizz, no aura, no taste (Milquetoast baby) [Outro — Spoken] But go off, I guess. Very safe Very expected Very…mayonnaise No crumbs Because you never ate this IS 🅰🅸 🤖 🆁🅰🅳🅸🅾