Misfortunate Arrival (Emcee Foggy X and Demon Turkey Collab)

[Intro - brief instrumental] [Verse 1, rapping][FOGGY X:] I found a dead bird, and my leg still hurts. Temperature's rising, think I'm feeling worse Forget the ambulance! Better call me a hearse! But first--lemme get the contraband outta my purse.... Sick and tired of this work week It came and went I passed my peak Now I'm begging, Can I get a bih- A bit of sweet relief? [Verse 2, rapping] I'm crawling out of my mind! Can't this world be kind? Gotta get some sleep sleep Gonna count me some sheep Wanna drop so deep deep. And I don't care. I don't care! It's gonna take some time. I'm running out of rhymes. I got nowhere I got to be... [spoken, injured and furious][DEMON TURKEY:] "Ow... Fucking head feels like it's splitting." "I'm not dead, dumbass..." [rapping, seething] That helmet won't protect You from a single peck. I ain't just any bird. I guess you never heard Of me. Looks like you're new. Doesn't matter. Think I'll kill you! I'm the demon turkey! Your burrito won't hurt meeee! You said you had nowhere to be? [pre-hook, spoken] "You're making this too easy..." [Hook, singing] I'll fucking break your face. You won't return to space. Kiss your ass goodbye... Today, you're gonna die... I'll wreck your spaceship toooooo. Did ya come with a crewwwww? Mr. Astronaut--this is the end of yoooooou... [Interlude] [spoken, surprised][FOGGY X:] "A talking demon turkey?? No, wait--how long is this song going to be?!" "There's quite a bit of dialogue going on in here, so I'm predicting this will be a little over five minutes-" [spoken, angry][DEMON TURKEY:] "Hey! Only I get to be the one who constantly breaks the fourth wall!! What the hell is up with that?!?" "Then again, there's that one dragon who's also been doing it... I'll have to contact my talent agent after I'll waste you..." [spoken, weary][FOGGY X:] "This is insane. Look, could you give me a warning? It's my first time falling on somebody like this. Please don't kill me." "Ah damn, I really don't feel so good..." [spoken, disappointed][DEMON TURKEY:] "Passing out on me, huh... Now that's just pathetic..." [spoken, confident] "Oh--According to the current time stamp, looks like you might be wrong in your prediction." "Think I'll call up Vampy... You're too damn heavy for me to move you on my own..." [Outro, rapping] Let me think back a bit. Did he really come in a ship? The gear he wears tells me this, But I'm not sure 'bout this shit... I'll unzip my fanny pack. First, I will grab a snack, Before I choose to call my friend. This dude's life will soon end. (Haha) All in due time! I have more fire rhymes... [spoken, relaxed] "More flaming hot, badass bars than this guy ever would..."