prollay a robbery (ViiBR Challenge)

ViiBR Chaotic Challenge submission The Great ViiBR Bank Robbery honestly, it's prollay a robbery ╔═════════════════════════╗ ♫ Join our AI Music Discord ♫ https://discord.gg/viibr Connect • Create • Collaborate • Inspire ╚═════════════════════════╝ # 💥 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅💥 # prollay a robbery # 🅰🅸 🤖 🆁🅰🅳🅸🅾 # 💥 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅💥 [Intro | Spoken,Cockney Swagger] Oi, what’s all this then? Balaclava… crowbar… getaway car? Could be anything, innit? ...prollay a robbery [Verse 1] Black boots stepping at a quarter past three Dodgy little motor with a plate you can’t see One oke driving, one oke watching the door One’s got a sack what d’you reckon that’s for? CCTV doing that fuzzy-screen thing Alarm’s gone quiet, but the telephone rings Shopkeeper asks, “Is this some kind of joke?” Nah, bru—your front window’s completely broke [Pre-Chorus] Could be a party Could be a spree Could be somebody Who lost their key Could be innocent Yeah, possibly... But if I had to guess [Chorus | Shouted] PROLLAY A ROBBERY! (PROLLAY! PROLLAY!) Dodgy behaviour in the first degree PROLLAY A ROBBERY! (PROLLAY! PROLLAY!) Don’t look at me I didn’t see what I seen Cash box gone and the door’s off the hinge Everybody running when the blue lights spin What’s going on? Well, honestly Prollay, prollay, prollay a robbery! [Verse 2] Here comes Sharon with a suspicious coat Sweating like a sinner with a ten-pound note Says, “I bought this telly from a bloke named Kev” Kev don’t exist, but okay then, babes Helicopter chopping up the night overhead Neighbour in the window eating buttered bread Copper says, “Madam, did you notice the face?” I said, “Big pair of trainers and a shocking lack of grace” [Pre-Chorus] Could be a wedding Could be a wake Could be a misunderstanding Or an honest mistake Could be totally normal As normal can be— But between you and me— [Chorus – Shouted] PROLLAY A ROBBERY! (PROLLAY! PROLLAY!) Dodgy behaviour in the first degree PROLLAY A ROBBERY! (PROLLAY! PROLLAY!) Don’t look at me I didn’t see what I seen Cash box gone and the door’s off the hinge Everybody running when the blue lights spin What’s going on? Well, honestly— Prollay, prollay, prollay a robbery! [Bridge | Spoken Over Minimal Beat] No, officer, I can’t describe the vehicle. Four wheels... sort of car-shaped. Colour? Dark. Or light. Very suspicious. [Beat Drop] [Chant] Who got the bag? Dunno! Who drove the car? Dunno! Who smashed the glass? Dunno! Then why you running? Cardio! Who got the cash? Dunno! Who made the plan? Dunno! Is that your mask? This old thing? Ag, shame—catch me if you can! [Final Chorus] PROLLAY A ROBBERY! (PROLLAY! PROLLAY!) Whole street looking like a crime-scene movie PROLLAY A ROBBERY! (PROLLAY! PROLLAY!) Nothing confirmed, but it looks pretty moody Cash box gone and the door’s off the hinge Everybody scatters when the blue lights spin What’s going on? Well, allegedly Prollay, prollay, prollay a robbery! [Outro | Spoken] Could’ve been a robbery. Could’ve been performance art. Either way... That telly’s gone, innit? this IS 🅰🅸 🤖 🆁🅰🅳🅸🅾