Kevin Chaos Mode (Super Rude)

Low hum in the cargo bay Something glowing far away Warning labels, bold and bright Too late now, it's about to bite Ship was fine Glow was small Nobody panicked Not at all Kevin leaned Kevin grinned Kevin asked "What if I just..." LICK IT. Bob went pale Shell went dim Llama sighed "Not again..." Glow starts buzzin' in his throat Like a kazoo possessed by goats Kevin twitches, eyes go wide Something revs up deep inside... UH-OH MODE. ACTRIVATED KEVIN'S NOW UNTRANRELATED SHIP ALARMS DON'T KNOW THE CODE BOB JUST ENTERED PANIC MODE UH-OH MODE WAY TOO LOUD REALITY'S GLITCHIN' OUT LLAMA YELLS "I WARNED YOU TWO" SKRA-TKA-WUB-WUB-BOOM Kevin bends Kevin shakes Jaw unhinges Ship vibrates He inhales. He's about to speak... BRRAP-TKA-SKA-DOOM-PA-CHING! Bob dives under a chair Llama grabs emergency prayer Console lights start flashin' teal Kevin shrugs, "Not a big deal" Every breath says "here it comes" His chest now thumps like war-time drums Bob whispers, "We are doomed..." Kevin whispers back... "SKRRAA-TAK-WUB-WUB-BOOM." CHAOS MODE ENGAGED ENGINE NOISES DERANGED DO NOT LICK THAT GLOW CHAOS MODE, UH OH CHAOS MODE. IT'S TOO LATE KEVIN ALTERICKED THEIR FATE BOB YELLS "THIS AIN'T NORMAL, BRO" LLAMA CRIES "I TOLD YOU SO" Kevin whisper-scattin, skrr... tak... wub... tak... skrr... Ship speakers start to copy him Echoing demon kazoo hymn Console screen blinks QUACK MODE enarbled Bob says "That's new..." Llama sighs "That's bad..." WUB-WUB-WUB-WUB-WUB-SKRAAAD Bob cries, I survived the gravy boat for this... Llama now dead inside, All I wanted was peace, not this Kevin goes quiet... ...TKA-BRAK-WUB-PA-ZOOM KEVIN CHAOS MODE. FINAL STAGE CONSOLE LIGHTS BLINK ENRAGED KEVIN SPEAKS IN BASS DRUM CODE SHIP JUST SWITCHED TO QUACK UPLOAD KEVIN CHAOS MODE. SUPER RUDE DUCK DIALECT IN A SONIC MOOD BOB GLOWIN' ULTRA RED THEN BLUE LLAMA YELLS "WHY DO I FLY WITH YOU TWO" CONSOLE REBOOTS IN QUACK-LATIN MODE We had one rule... One rule, Kevin