Lyrics
[Intro] "Oh? You came for Bao? Hehehe... big mistake." Bao Bao! (Whoβs that?) Bao Bao! (The whale is back!) Bao Bao! (Too much zoomies!) Chat, you canβt stop me nowβSEND IT! [Interlude] [Break] [Verse 1] Ocean blue hair, a smug little grin Comfy streams, but I always win Gacha addiction? Yeah, itβs pain "Pulled 50 times... and got two mains." Singing sweet, then suddenly screamsβ "WHAAALE SUPREMACY!" Spilling my drinks? Yeah, I might But boing-boing knights stay in the fight! [Pre-Chorus] Oh no, chatβs wildinβ out (STOP!) Boba spilled, mic just cut out (ITβS FINE) Too much zoom, canβt slow down (SEND HELP) Whale noises MAXED RIGHT NOW! [Chorus] Bao Bao! (Rolling deep, Iβm making waves!) Bao Bao! (Gacha pain but still we SLAY!) Bao Bao! (Too much zoom, I can't be tamed!) Come on, chatβSAY MY NAME! Bao Bao! (Whale gang, keep it LOUD!) Bao Bao! (Comfy streams but still so PROUD!) Bao Bao! (Gremlin queen, I wear the crown!) IβM TOO FAST, CANβT SLOW DOWN! [Interlude] [Verse 2] Whale girl drip, hydrodynamic Genshin rolls? Purely tragic Chat says βpull,β I say "NO!" ...But I do it anyway tho. Sussy jokes? No, Iβm pure! "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, CHECK THE VOD?!" Meme queen? Yeah, thatβs fact Speedrunning chat bans back to back [Pre-Chorus] Oh no, chatβs wildin' out (waitβWAIT!) Boba spilled, my mic is out (ITβS FINE) Too much zoom, canβt calm down (HELP) Whale noises ENGAGED NOW! [Chorus β BIG DROP!] Bao Bao! (Rolling deep, Iβm making waves!) Bao Bao! (Gacha pain but still we SLAY!) Bao Bao! (Too much zoom, I can't be tamed!) Come on, chatβSAY MY NAME! Bao Bao! (Whale gang, keep it LOUD!) Bao Bao! (Comfy streams but still so PROUD!) Bao Bao! (Gremlin queen, I wear the crown!) IβM TOO FAST, CANβT SLOW DOWN! [Interlude] [Bridge] Chatβs breaking, mods are crying (uh oh...) Streamβs lagging, bitrate's dying (not again!) Mic is peaking, ears are BLEEDING (TURN ME DOWN!) But guess what? Weβre still STREAMING! [Final Chorus β MAX ENERGY] Bao Bao! (HYPER SPEED, NO CHILL MODE!) Bao Bao! (Too much fun, I might explode!) Bao Bao! (Whale girl drip, letβs overload!) This streamβs got GOD MODE! [Outro] Alright, thatβs enough chaos for today Or is it? Nah, never. Bao Bao! (One last splash before I go!) Bao Bao! (Leave a mark, make it glow!) Bao Bao! (Whale gang, you already know!) We ain't stoppingβON WITH THE SHOW!