Loot Box Of Regret NerdButter (Final Cut)

INTRO (4 bars – chiptune + bleep bloops) Glitchy SFX: coin pickup, menu select MC: Yeah… you hit play. Bold choice. Consider this your loading screen for disappointment. 🎙️ VERSE 1 (8 bars) I’m the final boss of boredom, king of wasted breath, I’ll respawn in your playlist, haunting you like death. Got a PhD in nonsense, quantum useless energy, I bend time like relativity—Einstein would envy me. Starfleet called, said my vibe’s too smug, So I told ’em, “Qapla’!” — that’s Klingon for good luck, plug. (Yeah, Qapla’ = success to you, noobs.) Now settle in, champ, your time’s evaporatin’, I’m speed-running your patience—zero hesitation. 🎶 PRE-CHORUS (4 bars – rising chiptune arps) Tap your screen, skip ahead—go on, I dare you. You’ll just find more ways for me to snare you. 🎵 CHORUS (8 bars – big 8-bit synth hits) Thanks for wasting your time, yeah, you pressed play twice, I’m the loot box of regret—never worth the price. Got that nerdcore drip, overclocked design, And you stuck here listening—buddy, that’s your crime. 🎙️ VERSE 2 (8 bars) Warp nine ego, I’m a temporal menace, Cooking up rhymes like a lab with no chemists. String theory flow—so many lines intertwined, But all of ‘em pointless, by meticulous design. Shout-out Mario, jumping on your expectations, Sonic fast bars with zero dedication. Heghlu’meH QaQ jajvam—Klingon for “Today’s a good day to die,” (But don’t worry, newbies, only your time gone by.) 🎮 BRIDGE (8 bars – glitch breakdown + vocoder) Press Start, hold A, do a little prayer, But this track grinding XP off your despair. I’m the side quest nobody asked to begin— Low reward, high annoyance, and a guaranteed grin. 🎵 CHORUS (Repeat – heavier drums, more arrogance) Thanks for wasting your time, yeah, you pressed play twice, I’m the loot box of regret—never worth the price. Got that nerdcore drip, overclocked design, And you stuck here listening—buddy, that’s your crime. 🖖 OUTRO (4 bars – warp drive SFX) MC (smug whisper): Live long and… listen? Too late. Your seconds… all belong to us. Game-over jingle + fade.