Lyrics
Yeah. So I did something stupid. Again. Ordered my emotional support sushi, yeah I knew it was a sin, cream cheese in the middle like "let the chaos begin." No Lactaid in the cabinet, not a single holy pill, just me and my bad choices and a stubborn iron will. My insides didn't question it, it just sighed like "here we go..." opened up the gates of hell, now the demons run the show. And I told myself, "It's fine I've survived worse than this." That was a lie. I'm raw doggin' the dairy train tonight, no brakes, no mercy, no end in sight. Battle drums in the distance goin' BOOM BOOM BOOM, and I'm sprintin' through the house like it's doom doom doom. Light the sage, say a prayer, hold on tight, I did it to myself and now I pay the price. This ain't romance, this ain't brave, this ain't cute... it's lactose intolerance and I've got nothin' to prove. Went downstairs to get the sage like "time to cleanse the air," then my youngest asked "Chocolate milk. Please?" side quest, might as well. I'm makin' it, forgot my life, forgot why I came down, standin' like an NPC with no mission marker found. The calico starts screamin' "OPEN UP THE DAMN DOOR!" like she's runnin' this whole house when I'm the one who's at war. And then it hit me, like a flash of holy light "Oh yeah... I came down here to survive the night." I'm raw doggin' the dairy train tonight, no brakes, no mercy, no end in sight. Battle drums in the distance goin' BOOM BOOM BOOM, and I'm sprintin' through the house like it's doom doom doom. Light the sage, say a prayer, hold on tight, I did it to myself and now I pay the price. This ain't romance, this ain't brave, this ain't cute... it's lactose intolerance and I've got nothin' to prove. This is not my first venture into unholy territory. I have some supplies. I have the sage. I have... regret. And a cat that will NOT stop yelling. It was supposed to be emotional support sushi. ...It supported the wrong emotions. I'm raw doggin' the dairy train tonight, and the devil's in the cream cheese, feelin' real polite. Now the battle drums are louder and I'm losin' the fight. I don't learn lessons, I just scream 'em in the chorus. Light the sage, close the gatem save my soul, next time I'm gettin' somethin' that won't take control. If you see me tomorrow, just know what I been through was it worth it... yes... no... maybe... I KNOW. Oh yeah… probably shouldn't have had pizza this morning. Never again. Until next time. ’Cuz I know I will.