Hellfire Pizza

[Intro] [Verse 1] God picked up the phone at midnight, Clouds were shaking in the sky. “I want one Hellfire Special, Extra doom and pepper spice.” Down below the ovens thundered, Demons screamed, “The order’s in!” But the driver lost the gateway Somewhere past the gates of sin. [Pre-Chorus] Thirty minutes turned to forty, Forty turned to judgment day. Heaven heard the angels whisper, “Better hope he’s on his way.” [Chorus] Where’s my pizza from Hell? I can smell it through the stars. I ordered flames and molten cheese, Not excuses from afar. Where’s my pizza from Hell? Tell that demon he’s too late. If my crust is cold on arrival, I’m rewriting Heaven’s gates. [Verse 2] God was pacing through the thunder, Halo burning like a crown. “Who delivers from the underworld And still can’t find up from down?” Saints were hiding in the kitchen, Gabriel checked the tracking code. It said, “Your pizza is arriving,” Three apocalypses ago. [Pre-Chorus] Then the clouds split wide open, And a scooter crossed the flame. A little demon held the pizza, Sweating sulfur, shaking shame. [Chorus] Where’s my pizza from Hell? I can smell it through the stars. I ordered flames and molten cheese, Not excuses from afar. Where’s my pizza from Hell? Tell that demon he’s too late. If my crust is cold on arrival, I’m rewriting Heaven’s gates. [Bridge] God opened up the box in silence, All creation held its breath. One slice missing from the corner— The driver whispered, “Sorry… theft.” Lightning cracked. The angels scattered. Hell went quiet, froze in fear. God just smiled and said, “My child… You forgot the garlic beer.” [Final Chorus] Where’s my pizza from Hell? Now the heavens start to roar. Extra fire, extra madness, Bring me seven pizzas more. Where’s my pizza from Hell? Let the holy ovens blaze. If the devil makes good dinner, I’ll forgive him for today.