
You ever get so wronged... you don't cry? You just... lawyer up? Yeah. This one's for the duck. He thought he had me spiralin', thought I'd stay down in the mud, but I brought receipts to court, babe and the judge was not amused. Duck strutted in like "your honor," wearin' confidence and lies, but I had screenshots, timestamps, and a witness with dead eyes. That witness? A rotisserie chicken. And Bob. ...Bob saw everything. He tried to blame my choices, said I "fell for all the hype," but the judge said, "sir... I'm listenin' and you sound real guilty tonight." I TOOK THE DUCK FOR EVERYTHING HE'S GOT Left him broke in the parkin' lot I GOT THE HOUSE, GOT THE RING, GOT THE TRUCK and the judge said "ma'am..." "that's tough." I TOOK THE DUCK FOR EVERYTHING HE'S GOT Now he quackin' like "please don't!" Nah. PAY UP. And yeah, I took back the gravy boat. I got the pond in the settlement, I got the dock and deed, I got his "emergency breadcrumbs" and his little "rainy day seed." I got the patio furniture, the smoker and the jets, I got the rights to "quackin' first" and his last name in regrets. Now he's livin' in a kiddie pool behind a Waffle House sign, talkin' ‘bout "I miss my lifestyle..." boy, I miss my peace of mind. He said, "that gravy boat was mine..." I said, "sir, don't start." The judge said "the gravy boat... ...is community property." I TOOK THE DUCK FOR EVERYTHING HE'S GOT Left him broke in the parkin' lot I GOT THE HOUSE, GOT THE RING, GOT THE TRUCK and the judge said "ma'am... that's tough." I TOOK THE DUCK FOR EVERYTHING HE'S GOT Now he quackin' like "please don't!" Nah. PAY UP. And yeah-I took back the gravy boat. Order in the court. WHO'S BROKE?! THE DUCK! WHO'S MAD?! THE DUCK! WHO GOT THE BOAT?! SHE DID! WHO DID THIS TO HIM?! HE DID! "Your honor I'm a victim" "Sir. You are a duck." I TOOK THE DUCK FOR EVERYTHING HE'S GOT Now he can't afford the parking spot I GOT THE HOUSE, GOT THE RING, GOT THE TRUCK and a restraining order GOOD LUCK. I TOOK THE DUCK FOR EVERYTHING HE'S GOT Now he quackin' like "please don't!" Nah. PAY UP. And I got full custody of the gravy boat. Release the duck.