Butt Stuff NerdButter ReDux (Final Cut)

[Start] [Verse 1] Wake up slow, no rush, no bluff Whole life built around my butt stuff Couch got memory, it remember me well Remote in my hand like I live in this shell TV glowing, snacks on deck Bong on standby, lungs on spec One deep pull then I sink right down King of the cushions, I don’t need a crown People out jogging, chasing that grind I’m chasing comfort and peace of mind If it can be done while I’m parked in place Then it’s top tier living, that’s a first place race [Pre-Chorus] You hear “butt stuff,” minds go wild Meanwhile I’m posted up, calm and mild [Chorus] Butt stuff, yeah that’s my lane All my best life from a seated frame Kick back, lean in, let the world go by If I don’t gotta stand, I ain’t asking why Butt stuff, keep it low and smooth Everything better in a reclined groove You thought I meant something wild and rough? Nah man… I just like butt stuff [Verse 2] Cruise control rolling, hand on the wheel Seat set perfect, that ergonomic feel Drive-thru order, don’t even step out Living that life that I’m talking about Plate full heavy, I’m posted to eat Chair got me locked in, mission complete Laptop open, I’m making my tracks AI beats while I lean way back Click click tap, build a whole song Didn’t move once, still vibing along Productive king in a seated throne Whole empire run from a chair alone [Pre-Chorus] You hear that phrase and you raise one brow But I promise you’re overthinking it now [Chorus] Butt stuff, yeah that’s my lane All my best life from a seated frame Kick back, lean in, let the world go by If I don’t gotta stand, I ain’t asking why Butt stuff, keep it low and smooth Everything better in a reclined groove You thought I meant something wild and rough? Nah man… I just like butt stuff [Bridge] Little back rub, yeah that counts too Stress melt off when the pressure come through She climb up top, yeah we both laugh I stay seated, she handle the math You thought scandal, you thought taboo I’m just maximizing what a chair can do World so busy, always go-go-go I found a lane where I never gotta go [Final Chorus] Butt stuff, let the rumors run Say what you want, I’m already done Comfort first, that’s the golden rule Call it lazy, I call it cool Butt stuff, yeah I said it twice Simple living, man it’s kinda nice You heard one thing, but the truth is bluff— I just like life… that involves my butt stuff [Outro] So if you see me posted, don’t interrupt I’m busy doing absolutely nothing… to the fullest extent… of my butt. [Aside as if to someone offstage] What!? no, no that's not what I mean at all .....like in the anus? .....I'm just talking about sitting down ..... I'm just lazy ..... Ugh! [End]