Da Angry Unc'

╔═════════════════════════╗ ♫ Join our AI Music Discord ♫ https://discord.gg/viibr Connect • Create • Collaborate • Inspire ╚═════════════════════════╝ Here come the angry uncle Here come the angry uncle Yeah… Pass the gravy and shut the fuck up I walk through the door already two bottles deep Smell like whiskey, regret, and last week’s beef Auntie over there still pretendin’ she holy Like the deacon ain’t been callin’ after midnight low-key Cousin got a new job, now he talkin’ investments Boy, probation just ended, hold the fuckin’ lessons Nephew got opinions, think he grown and wise Still got milk on his lip, wipe your mouth and sit tight Everybody smiling when the camera get lifted Soon as the flash goes off, every face look different Here come the angry uncle Here come the angry uncle Pay him no mind, he ain’t nothin’ but trouble Oh my God! Here come the angry uncle Oh no, please! Here come the angry uncle One wrong word and you'll taste his knuckles Hey, nephew… I got somethin’ for you too! When I was born, Your father was still In his father’s balls And now you think You can tell me How the world works? Boy, I been broke, been rich, been locked, been free You still askin’ your mama for gas money and keys Talkin’ “mental health” and “boundaries” and shit I grew up when the only therapy was a belt and a fist Sit down, young blood, before I tell ’em why you nervous I love you to death But that don’t make your opinion worth shit Here come the angry uncle Here come the angry uncle He’s always mad, always ready for trouble Oh my God! Here come the angry uncle Oh no, please! Here come the angry uncle One wrong move and you’ll taste da buckle “Who invited his ass?” “Wasn’t me!” “Then who gave him the bottle?” “…Oh, shit.” Sister still mad about what happened in ’03 But she leaves out the part where she threw the TV Brother says his wife just needed some space Funny how his best friend moved into his place Mama acts like she don’t hear none of the gossip But every family rumor started in her kitchen Now everybody frozen when I reach for my drink Nephew underneath the table texting, “Come get me” Auntie says, “Your daddy would be ashamed if he heard!” I said, “Who you think taught me Every goddamn word?” Here come the angry uncle Here come the angry uncle He’s never calm, his temper goes full throttle Oh my God! Here come the angry uncle Oh no, please! Here come the angry uncle Leave it alone, just let him finish da bottle Here come the angry uncle Here come the angry uncle Pass the bottle… (“Nooo, don’t!”) Keep that plate comin’… I ain’t done yet (“Oh! Please, shut the fuck up!”) •••••✧•••••✦•••••✾••••• 𝙻𝚢𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚜/𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚎: 𝙳𝚒𝚖 𝙲𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚕𝚎𝚜 © 2026 •••••✾•••••✦•••••✧•••••