Lyrics
############# !! WARNING !! ############# ### This song could be disturbing to some people https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghdhycnmQTs (Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) Streamers hang like they’ve always been there (how did they know…) Your name already written on the cake (no choosing…) Candles lit before you walk inside (perfect timing…) Hands clap in the same exact rhythm (a little too clean…) They pull you closer to the table (stay with us…) Chairs arranged where you should be (no empty space…) No empty seats, no space to leave (you fit here…) Blow the candles, make a wish (we’ll help you…) We’ll help you get it right Take a slice, don’t let it fall (don’t drop it…) We’ll celebrate all night Clap together, count it down (one, two, three…) We’ll show you how it’s done If you forget the steps you had (it’s okay…) We’ll teach you how to have fun (one of us… one of us…) (Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) Balloons drift but never touch the ground (still floating…) Strings tighten when you step away (don’t pull…) The music loops without a seam (still playing…) Someone hands you something sweet (take it…) It tastes like something you can’t name (almost right…) They watch to see if you swallow (finish it…) They adjust the hat upon your head (hold still…) Tilt it just a little more (perfect…) “Perfect now,” they say in sync (all together…) Blow the candles, make a wish (we’ll help you…) We’ll help you get it right Take a slice, don’t let it fall (don’t drop it…) We’ll celebrate all night Clap together, count it down (one, two, three…) We’ll show you how it’s done If you forget the steps you had (it’s okay…) We’ll teach you how to have fun (one of us… one of us…) If you try to leave, they laugh it off (stay a little longer…) Guide you back into the room (you belong…) “No need to go, it’s just begun” (stay…) Mirrors show you smiling back (not quite right…) Just a fraction out of sync (fix it…) They fix it when you look away (better now…) (Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) Blow the candles, make a wish (you don’t need to think…) You don’t need to think Take a breath, repeat the words (say it with us…) We’ll help you as you speak Clap together, count it down (all together now…) You’re doing it just right Your voice sounds just like ours now (perfect match…) We’ll celebrate all night (one of us… one of us…) (Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) They cheer before you move your lips (already done…) The cake is cut, the room resets Another guest will come (waiting…)