My Hot Martini

"Oh no He’s coming over." "Of course he is." [Sarah] The pool is soup My drink is too You lean in slow Like you got a clue Said, “Hey, Madame! You come here often?” (sighs) No, you don’t get points For standing by the cinder-blocks You wink like a coupon Expired in May I stir my glass And look away [Maggy]: "He did the wink!" [Suzy]: "I saw." Too sweet, it just turns sticky Too warm to go down right You lasted longer than the ice in my glass [Suzy]: "I wish you hadn’t." My hot martini Let me drink it Don’t stop me Let me sip it Hot martini Gets me less dizzy Than all you said to me Please walk away from me You try, “You look like trouble” I’ve heard it before Something about moonlight Something 'bout the shore I ordered a second one After your second-hand joke You laughed before the punchline I almost fucking choked I watch the ice give up You somehow carry on Same grin, same little story Just twice as long [Maggy]: "Do another one!" [Suzy]: "Don’t encourage him." [Maggy]: "I wanna hear how bad it gets." At least my martini’s been diluted The ice has melted Now your words are melting my brain [Suzy]: "Still going." [Maggy]: "Still going!" My hot martini Let me drink it Don’t stop me Let me sip it Hot martini Gets me less dizzy Than all you said to me Please walk away from me Even if I were tipsy In a good mood Or ready You tasted as bad As my hot martini I’d rather have a sunburn Than hear you talk this long [Maggy]: (laughing) "Oh, that one hurt." [Suzy]: "Not enough." [Sarah]: "Apparently." You’re still here. [Maggy]: He’s still here! [Suzy]: "I wish you hadn’t." My hot martini Let me drink it Don’t stop me Let me sip it Hot martini Gets me less dizzy Than all you said to me Please walk away from me "(Let her drink it!) (Let her sip it!)" My hot martini Let me drink it Don’t stop me Let me sip it Hot martini Gets me less dizzy Than all you said to me Please walk away from me [Sarah]: "The pool is soup My drink is too" [Suzy]: "At least one of them Gets better with ice." [Maggy] "(laughing)"