Toupee On The Lawn

[Verse 1] Well by jolly there. Seems to have a problem. the witness say him climbing thru the window and fell over. His feet were in the air. Wild. [Pre-Chorus] I laughed so hard my toupee fell off. [Chorus] I seen it with my own eyes. It was a surprise. I seen it with my own eyes. It was a surprise. The guy had a bag full of stuff. [Verse 2] Trinkets fell out of the bag. A trail left behind. He snickered and rain to his car. I took picture of the cars plate. A picture of the man. [Chorus] I seen it with my own eyes. It was a surprise. I seen it with my own eyes. It was a surprise. Funny thing i video taped everything. [Bridge] I wonder what will happen next. I wonder what will happen next. [Chorus] I seen it with my own eyes. It was a surprise. I seen it with my own eyes. It was a surprise. Funny thing i video taped everything.