Lyrics
[Intro] You like Slavic girl? Heh… good luck, my friend [Verse 1] Met her at bus stop in the snow She stare at me like poker pro Did not smile, just cross her arms So I say "Coffee?" and use all my charms For our first date I buy her flowers I wait outside for two long hours She arrive, say it was test I stay? It means I'm best [Chorus] My Slavic lady (hey!) She's scary, cute and crazy She make life hard, but I don't mind But when she look too calm - I need to hide My Slavic lady When she say she fine That mean danger sign [Verse 2] She say “You skinny. You must eat.” So she bring me plate full of meat When she jealous, she check my phone It mean I sleep on couch alone She say “Think hard about what you done” I look for clues but still find none [Chorus] My Slavic lady (hey!) She's scary, cute and crazy (no escape!) She love me loud, she yell my name No problem, I take blame My Slavic lady (hey!) She love me hard, she love me crazy So when she say come - I say "Yes, baby" [Bridge] Then come big brother, door shake when he knock He built like bear that ate concrete block (ha!) He give me handshake, I hear bones crack I say “Relax… I need hand back” He don’t smile, but it’s okay Maybe I make other joke some day My girl say if he laugh, it means I'm friend Or it means... this is my end... (Ooooohhhhhh!!!!!) [Final Chorus] My Slavic lady (hey!) She's scary, cute and crazy (oh yeah!) She look at me then start to speak About big mistake I made last week My Slavic lady She cook, she clean, she plan my life Already told mom she will be my wife [Intro] So... you still want Slavic girl? Don't say I didn't warn you... Bring flowers and vodka And strong heart [music ends abruptly] [distorted] Or maybe bodyguard...