Nasty

Ooh, that’s nasty… So nasty… So. Very. Nasty. Quarter in the washing machine Forty minutes, rinse and clean Plastic chair and magazine Nasty. Fabric softener, number three Someone left a sock by me Fold it on your bended knee Nasty. Ooh, that’s nasty So nasty Doing laundry Looking classy Nasty, nasty, boy Nasty, nasty, girl So nasty So. Very. Nasty. Shopping trolley, aisle nine Checking dates on discount wine Two-for-one? That’ll do fine Nasty. Frozen peas and grated cheese Paper towels, batteries Club card points and groceries Nasty. Ooh, that’s nasty So nasty Buying groceries Looking classy Nasty, nasty, boy Nasty, nasty, girl So nasty So. Very. Nasty. Standing at the cash machine Checking what your balance means Twenty pounds comes out pristine Nasty. Bus arrives at half past eight Tap your card and contemplate Found a seat? Now that is great. Nasty. Microwave meal. Nasty. Parking ticket. Nasty. Self-checkout. Nasty. Unexpected item in the bagging area. …Disgusting. Vacuum cleaner down the hall Picture slightly off the wall Someone’s mother starts to call Nasty. Kettle boiling, cup of tea Little biscuit, maybe three Absolute depravity Nasty. Ooh, that’s nasty So nasty Ordinary Looking fancy Nasty, nasty, boy Nasty, nasty, girl Everybody In the world So nasty Nasty… So nasty… So. Very. Nasty. Did you bring your own bag? …Nasty.