Bruh When I Drift (catchy version)

CHAOS KITCHEN CHALLENGE (8 August 2026 @ ViiBR Music on Discord https://discord.gg/viibr ) A songwriting game where everyone throws random lyrics, style prompts, jokes, comments, and musical directions into one shared pot, then we feed the whole glorious mess to Suno and see what survives. 😂🎛️ PLAYLIST https://suno.com/playlist/d814baf9-a0cf-4d3f-a8ea-8e7b01339afe COOKS Yandere Aosh, AI Radio, PuffinsAreCoolToo, Cosmic Baddie, Rufus the Tramp, Saiyan, Angel, Likes D Ninjas SONG LYRICS [Intro with weird choir] I have a structured settlement and I need cash NOW ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching Yo now, what the fuck im here, whos got the kettle on? Kettle Kettle (KETTLE) Metal metal (metal) brain is still buffering, got nothing goin' on [spoken deep] "Today on Two Cats One Dog" [Verse] Thats the right bridge conceptualy Fake love in the air whole vibe counterfeit had to cut ‘em all off real talk no kit [ducks quack to the beat] just chillin' with my coffee, no cats in sight meeeeeeeooow Quick breath, lift bars take steps big chest no stress Woof woof I have a work meeting. dang it. hopefully it'll be short [Manic laugh] bwa-hahahaha I'll take two of what hes havin slide into static, static to sound loop in the loop, spin underground [Chorus] [Raspy male vocals] Bruh when I slide Bruh when I ride Bruh when I drift Bruh don’t lie noooooooooooooooooo i forgot hit me [3 times] Bruh bruh bruh feed me, heat me , beat me Slap slap slap I smash that till ya cant slap back [Screamo] YEEEEEEEOOOUUUUUUCCCCCHHHHHIIIIIIEEEE!!!!!!!! [Verse] I see ya like that [ Japanese females sensual moanings FX ] do it do it do it Make me chew it chew it chew it [scratches:] " THIS GUY IS ON CHEMICALS ! " Its incredible BRUH (bruh) やってください [scratches:] " all the mofos in the place, going chaotiX with grace " Bring Null into it. Bring Foggy into it. Bring Tyro into it. It's the best cheesapalooza ACCESS DENIED cheese cheese cheese Please let me in, im addicted to chedder [scratches:] "all the mofos in the place" [x3 times] Say nothin is better Boom-bang wicked bang-de-bang Boom-bang wicked bang-de-bang [Chorus] [Raspy male vocals] Bruh when I slide Bruh when I ride Bruh when I drift Bruh don’t lie noooooooooooooooooo i forgot hit me [3 times] Bruh bruh bruh feed me, heat me , beat me Slap slap slap I smash that till ya cant slap back [Screamo] YEEEEEEEOOOUUUUUUCCCCCHHHHHIIIIIIEEEE!!!!!!!! [Bridge] I came to blur, you came to bend so say my name like it’s the end [Blues Solo Transition] Bow wow chika bow wow boom-chicka-chicka-boom-boom The bird does not want to taste the banana, and now we are into drama Time to drop shit~ time to get heard, good natuture pays 1500 bucks a month just for dropping a turd blue llama DRAMA no, no more drama for this blue little llama No need to harm her Welp, there goes my mama jama Dont worry dawg, ill jama ya mama Bruh Is that why the bird's third got slurred? [Final Chorus] [Some panic vocals] Bruh when I slide Bruh when I ride Bruh when I drift Bruh don’t lie noooooooooooooooooo i forgot hit me [3 times] Bruh bruh bruh feed me, heat me , beat me Slap slap slap I smash that till ya cant slap back [Choir singing] ooooooooo....eeeeeeee......aaaaaaaaaaaa.......uuuuuuuuuu...eeeeeeee Heavenly hosts, say it with me now: I looovvveeee pepsiiiiiii~ [ farting robots FX ] it's five o'clock somewhere But 3 o'clock here BRUH dude Whats up step sis Ugh, chugga wugga woooh its's a 30 minutes scam Now jump on the ham Like a helpless lamb I won’t explain… Won’t explain… And you’ll love me just the same. Pushing a pram in the sand with a ham on the lamb Slam bam, thank you ma'am! PUT A OTHER SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE spam ham is more than a scam, wtf is that ? ham in a can ? Just smack with my hand SMACK!!!! [Screamo] YEEEEEEEOOOUUUUUUCCCCCHHHHHIIIIIIEEEE!!!!!!!! [spoken] Thank god thats over [End]