
Alarm went off, I blinked at the wall Brain said "nope," body said "not at all" Coffee hit but my soul's still late Running on vibes and microwave fate Inbox full and my willpower thin No fake smiles, take that as a win If I sit too long I might power down But I'm vertical still, so I'll take that crown One step forward in survival shoes Dragging my feet but I still got groove Calendar yelling, "You're cutting it close!" But destiny whispers... "Friday's almost" Fri-YAY! (HEY!) I made it anyway Held it together with duct tape and caffeine Fri-YAY! (HEY!) didn't fall apart today That's a win if you know what I mean Fri-YAY! barely okay But the weekend's waving at me I survived, I'm alive, high five That’s a disco victory! Brain buffering like bad Wi-Fi Hope nobody asks me to clarify Nodding in meetings like I understand Just trying not to nap where I stand Dreaming of sweatpants, couch, and snacks Mentally logged out of emails gonna slack Productivity hanging by a thread But hey, I got up and out of bed Deadlines chasing, I shimmy aside Doing this hustle at half my stride Clock on the wall is my best friend Tick-tock whispering "near the end..." Fri-YAY! (HEY!) I made it anyway Held it together with duct tape and caffeine (yes, queen!) Fri-YAY! (HEY!) didn't fall apart today That's a win if you know what I mean (know what I mean, cha-ching!) Fri-YAY, barely okay And the weekend's dancing at me I survived, I'm alive, high five That’s a disco victory! Maybe I'm not thriving, hey! Maybe I'm just arriving, hey! At the end of a long hard week And that's my peak No fireworks lighting the sky More than a few dramatic sighs Small wins count, let's redefine Friday survival is the finish line Fri-YAY! (HEY!) We made it anyway All the tired legends say hey hey hey hey Fri-YAY! (HEY!) didn't fade away That's a glitterball holiday Fri-YAY, come what may Tonight we rest with zero shame We showed up, that's enough Cue the disco flame