Lyrics
Subtitles ready[Intro] Three... Two... One... ...Wait, who's got the map? [Verse 1] Masks on tight, but mine's upside down. Trip the laser, now the lights turn on. Someone brought a birthday cake... Wrong address... for goodness' sake. Vault is there. Door is locked. Who's the genius? We forgot. [Pre-Chorus] Plan A? Gone. Plan B? Burned. Plan C... Was never learned. [Chorus] This is an unplanned heist! Run left—no, that's not right! Grab the loot! Drop the loot! Who's still fighting with the parachute? Oops! Alarm! Oops! Sirens! Oops! Carl just stole the fire hydrant! Nobody knows what we're doing tonight— Welcome to the unplanned heist! [Verse 2] Safe swings open... full of cheese. Someone whispers, "Is this Brie?" Blueprints folded inside out. Now we're arguing the exit route. Window breaks... That's the cake. Who packed chickens? Big mistake. [Pre-Chorus] Left or right? Flip a coin. Everybody... Missed the point. [Chorus] This is an unplanned heist! Everything ignites! Wrong disguise! Wrong supplies! Why's the getaway a kid's small bike? Oops! Confetti! Oops! Glitter! Now the police know we're over here! Nobody knows what we're doing tonight— Still somehow we're winning the fight! [Bridge] Mission report... Objective? Unknown. Treasure? Maybe. Dignity? ...Absolutely gone. [Final Chorus] This is an unplanned heist! Chaos feels so right! Lost the map! Found a cat! Guess the cat's our captain after that! Oops! Jackpot! Oops! Wrong vault! Turns out this was someone's food court! Laugh it off and disappear from sight— Best worst crew in history tonight! [Outro] Three... Two... One... ...Next time, let's read the instructions.