Fire Aunts MC GeekSpeek (Fire Cut)

[Start] [Intro – Spoken / Slick Bass, Tight Drums] Before anybody starts acting wounded... We are discussing grown women. Legal adults. Aunties with mortgages, opinions, and dangerous perfume. [pause] Your family tree is safe. Mostly. [Beat Drops] [Verse 1] Every mate I got has got one, it’s mad One fire auntie making the bloodline bad Sisters are cute, couple mums are danger But auntie walks in like a known game-changer I went to Jamal’s for a quick little plate His aunt came through and rearranged fate Red nails, gold hoops, coat on her shoulder Had me standing up straighter like I suddenly got older I said, "Bro, respectfully, this is a breach" He said, "Don’t start." I said, "She started this speech" She said, "You boys want tea?" with the voice all smooth I said, "I want answers, and maybe the truth" How you this calm and this cold with the glance? How you make a kitchen feel like the south of France? How you got your nephew looking regular, fam? No disrespect, but she’s the flagship man. [Pre-Chorus] Cute sisters, fine mums I seen a few, no front But every single bredrin Got an aunt with a stunt [Chorus] Fire aunts Fire aunts Every mate I know got fire aunts Walk in late Whole room chants Like, "Rah, whose auntie is that?" Fire aunts Fire aunts Making family functions unsafe to glance I respect my friends But I must be blunt Your best feature bruv is your fire aunt [Verse 2] Went round Chris’s for the match one night His auntie leaned in through the hallway light Wine glass casual, hair done mean Looked like she divorced stress in 20-19 She said, "Who’s your friend?" I said, "Barely, now" Chris looked sick like, "Don’t you dare, you clown" I said, "Relax, bruv, I’m showing decorum" Then whispered, "Your auntie should be illegal at forums" Not illegal illegal Don’t twist my phrase I mean regulatory concerns And public gaze She had that grown-woman pressure, no rush Like time pays rent when she tells it to hush And these boys get vexed, like I’m moving wild I’m just rating excellence, filed and styled You brought me here, don’t blame my eyes Your auntie entered like a Bond theme revised [Pre-Chorus] Cute sisters, fine mums I seen a few, no front But every single bredrin Got an aunt with a stunt [Chorus] Fire aunts Fire aunts Every mate I know got fire aunts Walk in late Whole room chants Like, "Rah, whose auntie is that?" Fire aunts Fire aunts Making family functions unsafe to glance I respect my friends But I must be blunt Your best feature fam is your fire aunt [Break – Spoken / Beat Pulls Back] Let me be clear. This is not disrespect. This is field research. A pattern has emerged. [pause] Your sister’s pretty. Your mum’s lovely. Your cousin’s stylish. But your auntie? That’s where the council hid the budget. [Verse 3] One aunt does Pilates, one drives German One speaks softly, still kills sermons One owns three flats and a stare like court One says, "Behave," and I almost get taught One got Kingston bass in the way she moves One got Manchester rain in her leather boots One from Brum with the laugh too bright One from Hackney with the whole room polite My friends all tense when the aunties arrive Like, "Please don’t perceive my bloodline live" I said, "Too late, fam, the data is clean" Your auntie’s the final boss of the scene You’re my guy, but let’s keep this true She got more sauce than the rest of you You got trainers, jokes, little haircut stunt She got weather systems in a Sunday lunch [Bridge – Smooth / Still Cheeky] Maybe it’s confidence Maybe it’s age Maybe it’s knowing How to own the stage Maybe it’s peace Maybe it’s nerve Maybe it’s curves With a lethal swerve Maybe she’s tired Of boys with no plan Maybe she clocks me And thinks, "Little man" Still, when she walks in I salute from the front Whole room improves For a fire aunt [Final Chorus – Bigger / Chant Hook] Fire aunts Fire aunts Every mate I know got fire aunts Walk in late Whole room chants Like, "Rah, whose auntie is that?" Fire aunts Fire aunts Making family functions unsafe to glance I respect my friends But I must be blunt Your best feature fam is your fire aunt Fire aunts Fire aunts BBQ smoke and designer stance Cup in hand Gold hoops stunt World stops dead for a fire aunt Fire aunts Fire aunts This ain’t lust, it’s advanced romance Tell your uncle Keep watch up front Everybody knows She’s a fire aunt [Outro – Spoken / Bassline Riding Out] My mate said, "That’s my family, bro." I said, "Exactly." [pause] Strong genetics. Poor distribution, ya ugly mugg. [End]