Series of Tubes

thank you to former US Senator Ted Stevens and ChatGPT for the lyrics [Intro] "Ladies and gentlemen… the internet…" [Build] “It’s not a big truck… it’s… a series of tubes" [Chorus] The internet is a series of tubes Fiber optic electric shoes Too much data, gonna blow the fuse Everybody movin’ through the series of tubes! [Verse 1] Packets flyin’ through the digital zone Fiber optic heartbeat overload Messages stackin’ in a traffic line Server overload in real time Upload panic, digital bruise Somebody clogged up all the internet tubes! Streaming videos and breaking rules Lost inside the series of tubes! [Pre-Chorus] [female vocals] Bandwidth burnin’ like a laser fuse Information rushin’ with the techno news Everybody dancing with the dial-up blues Inside the wild world of the internet tubes... [Build] “And again… The internet is not something…you just dump something on…” “They can be filled…” “a series of tubes" [Chorus] The internet is a series of tubes Flowin’ so fast in the digital groove Data overload, gonna blow the fuse Everybody movin’ through the series of tubes! “An internet was sent by my staff at 10 o’clock in the morning…” "the tubes are slowing down!!!" “Your own personal internet… was delayed.” "who clogged the tubes?" [Chorus] The internet is a series of tubes Fiber optic electric shoes Too much data, gonna blow the fuse Everybody movin’ through the series of tubes! [Outro] “It’s not a truck…” "…it’s tubes…" ```