Ceiling Crawl Raccoon (Rock Version)

[Verse] Neon buzzin’ over aisle nine, Midnight silence, closing time. Somewhere up above the lights, Something moves across the pipes. Ceiling cracks, a shadow falls, Mask and whiskers, claws and all Then boom, the bottles hit the ground, Sweet disaster all around. [Pre-Chorus] He smells the sugar, tastes the flame, One bad choice then more the same… [Chorus] Ceiling crawl raccoon, coming down too soon, Rain of glass and liquor, baby nothing left to lose. He stole a sip, then drained the jar, made the wreck his midnight bar Pickled king of aisle two, riding the burn of the devil’s brew. [Verse] Sticky footprints through the store, Wobbled past the cooler door. Heart on fire, world spinning fast, Every breath could be his last. Crawled inside the bathroom stall, Paper crown about to fall Curled up like a fallen star, Passed out like a tiny rockstar. [Pre-Chorus] Sirens hum, the night moves slow, Nobody’s askin’ we all know… [Chorus] Ceiling crawl raccoon, crashed into the moon, Turned a liquor storm into a legend way too soon. He kissed the bottle, rode the flame, Townfolk still repeat his name Pickled king of aisle two, blessed by the devil’s brew. [Bridge] Sometimes we fall, sometimes we break, Sometimes the bad decisions are the best stories we make. Tiny heart, in a world too wide Found a throne on the bathroom tile. [Final Chorus] Ceiling crawl raccoon, etched into the tune Every whisper in this town still howls about that night of doom. He stole a sip, then took the crown, bathroom throne, he laid it down Raise a glass but maybe two… Here’s to the king and the devil’s brew. And somewhere in the neon glow… he’s crawling through the ceiling… looking for another show.