The Great Llama Lift-Off

Llama's floatin' like a movie star Sippin' iced tea from a mason jar Cool as a breeze with a smug little grin Ducks on the bank yell "NOT AGAIN!" Bob's in the weeds with a rocket-shell glow Kevin in the shadows, ready to go Ducks get loud, llama don't care So they jumped in the water like they weren't all there No plan, no map, just chaos and luck Two dumb legends runnin' at a flock of ducks Every sign said "nope," but they tore right through And that's when llama came into view GONNA GET HER OUT! (HEY!) DON'T THINK! JUST MOVE! (HEY!) Ducks on the shore goin' wild right now Bob hollers "WOO!" Kevin screams "YEE HAW!" GONNA GET HER OUT! (HEY!) NO MORE FLOATIN' FREE! (HEY!) Ducks want peace? yeah that's alright... Still feels like trouble's brewin' tonight Kevin found a ride in the cattail bed Chrome-lookin' ship with a duct-tape tag "YEE HAW" slapped on in a Sharpie sign Like a bad idea with a rocket spine Hatch door creaked like they crossed a line Llama climbed in like "I hate this, fine" Bob hit the dash, lights went wild And the whole thing felt illegal Kevin on the radio, full-volume crime Talkin' his nonsense on channel nine Engines sparked, came alive Ducks took flight, and it all went sideways IT'S THE GREAT LLAMA LIFT-OFF! (HEY!) SPACE HEIST IN REAL TIME! (HEY!) Bob screams GO! Kevin hits max Llama yells "WHY ARE THE DUCKS COMIN' BACK?!" THRUSTERS ON! WE GOTTA MOVE FAST! (HEY!) NO BRAKES! JUST FLYIN' PAST! (HEY!) They wanted her gone! fine, okay... So why are they chasin' 'em this way?! Then it hit like a banjo to the brain This ain't their ship, it's duck-marked and plain Stickers on the dash flash "POND AFFAIRS" And Bob went stiff in his pilot chair Llama just sighed, eyes rolled slow Kevin grinned like "Yeah, I know." Lights went red, the sirens sang And the ducks closed in with a fighter gang IT'S THE GREAT LLAMA LIFT-OFF! (HEY!) NO BRAKES! NO RULES! JUST BLAST OFF! (HEY!) Bob's still glowing, Kevin's still smug And the ducks are screamin' in fighter jets like thugs THRUSTERS ON! NO LOOKIN' BACK! (HEY!) CHAOS CREW ON THE WILD DUCK TRACK! (HEY!) She wanted peace, but the pond was fate Now they're haulin' tail through Duck Sector Eight They tore through stars with smoke and sparks Dodging beaks in stolen parts One duck squawked through a radio hiss, "Return the ship… or face the abyss." But the crew flew on with snacks and pride Chaotic, loud, and still not fined Just Kevin, Bob, and Llama’s sigh… Runnin' from ducks through the cosmic sky