Pocket Full of Possums

Left the house at half past nine One boot on and feelin' fine Neighbor yelled, "What's in your coat?" Said, "Buddy, you don't wanna know" Stopped for gas an' some beef jerky Clerk looked nervous, kinda squirrely One small paw reached for the change "Don't worry, they're house trained... uhh... mostly." oh yeeaahh Tail out my pocket Tiny little hiss Somehow every bad idea Starts exactly like this Got a pocket full of possums Tonight's gonna be awesome Moon is high, trouble's free Got three little bandits ridin' with me Yeah, got a pocket full of possums Don't ask where I got 'em If somebody calls the law We were never here at all nope, never here at all Pulled in for a midnight snack Lost two possums by the door Found 'em ten minutes later Raidin' chips behind the store Hit the gas at the county line One lil' bastard stole my fries Another found the radio knob And cranked it up way too high gimme a hell yeah hell yeah! An' that's how the night went One mess after another Every time I found one possum I somehow lost the other yeah, yeah Got a pocket full of possums Tonight's gonna be awesome Moon is high, trouble's free Got three little bandits ridin' with me Yeah, got a pocket full of possums Don't ask where I got 'em If somebody calls the law We were never here at all Found one in my hoodie One asleep under a sign Third one stole a hot dog Swear that bastard looked just fine By the time we made it home Sun was crawlin' through the trees Three possums in my pockets And apparently some cheese Got a pocket full of possums Tonight was freakin' awesome Moon went down, daylight came Somehow we're all still in the game Yeah, got a pocket full of possums Still don't know where I got 'em If somebody asks tomorrow We don't know nothin' at all ...Anybody missin' a possum? Yeah. Didn't think so.