Lyrics
[Intro] [Verse 1] I spilled my soda pop all over my shoes I'm sitting in the corner with the Friday night blues You walked right over and you tilted your head Gave me that look that I totally dread You helped clean me up and you sighed real deep I'm feeling like a loser, just some desperate creep [Chorus] Oh, it’s a pity, pity, pity that I'm such a drag I’m just a lost, lonely loser with no where to brag I don't need your cheap, chump-change charity So keep your pity, pity, pity away from me [Verse 2] I slid my arm around you while we watched TV You gently pushed it off and moved away from me You patted my shoulder, called me a sweet guy I felt my ego shrink, and I wanted to die I'm not a stray dog that you found in the rain Stop looking at me like I'm circling the drain [Chorus] Oh, it’s a pity, pity, pity that I'm such a drag I’m just a lost, lonely loser with no where to brag I don't need your cheap, chump-change charity So keep your pity, pity, pity away from me [Bridge] I'd rather be the villain that you totally hate Than the shoulder that you cry on when you don't have a date! Don't call me your brother, don't say I'm a friend I'm really sick of playing the sidekick again! [Guitar Solo] [Chorus] Oh, it’s a pity, pity, pity that I'm such a drag I’m just a lost, lonely loser with no where to brag I don't need your cheap, chump-change charity So keep your pity, pity, pity away from me [Outro] Away from me Keep your pity, pity, pity Yeah, your pity, pity, pity I don't want your pity [End]