Lyrics
[Verse 1] Fired the crew, said I’d do it myself With a hammer in hand and misplaced self-help Cracked the floor, smashed the sink Now the wall’s got a hole and I can’t even blink [Pre-Chorus] The neighbor’s golfing in a storm, no shame Looks up, smirks — “Bad day all the same?” I fake a smile, sip my rage This ain’t a life, it’s a meltdown stage [Chorus] This is my meltdown parade Marching through messes I’ve personally made Caffeine and chaos in my cup One wrong word and I might erupt My sweet half said, “You should talk to someone” I said, “Yeah—someone who gets me, hun.” You better walk that back before I blow This dragon don’t do calm, you know ⸻ [Verse 2] I call the team, apologise They smirk and say, “That’s gonna cost you, love.” I snap, I snarl, then check my phone And throw it through the bathroom hole I hear my neighbor cry out loud That was my signal — I need to run now ⸻ [Bridge] Barefoot on pavement, mascara in tears Laughing like madness erased all my fears The sirens are close, but so is the moon And maybe I’ll fix it… just not this afternoon ⸻ [Final Chorus – Breakdown Version] Welcome to my meltdown parade Waving from chaos like I’m being paid One espresso short of a dignified fall But at least I’m the queen of wrecking it all So if you love me, just say it fast Before I turn this tantrum into a podcast You better buckle up before I glow This dragon’s got places to blow