Lyrics
I wanna tell you about the Legend of The Hungry Puppy Full Moon The Legend goes that when there is A Full Moon out at night. The Creature known as Hungry Puppy, whom was hexed by a space witch in the year 4269, under goes an amazing transformation into something absolutely frightful. The once seemingly peaceful and fuzzy Hungry Puppy changes, in A gross and painful metamorphosis, from his once blue haired dogman self. Becoming a Brad Pitt. And on those Full Moon nights the now transformed Hungry Puppy Pit will roam the streets looking for his prey. I'm Gonna Fuck Alllllllllllll Yall's Bitches Tonight!! Ooooow Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow! Full Moon is out and so am I. Boys you better lock up your ladies. Because here I come. Ooooooooooow Oooooooooooooooooooooow! Ladies Hi I'm Brad ( Yeah she Knows) They all know who I am I'm gonna walk up in the bar, With out a problem because I'm a star. Oooooooooow Oooooooooooooooooooow! Drinks are on me tonight, bar tender run me a tab. I'm Brad, Brad Pitt. All the pantys in the room got wet because I'm the shit They all wanna fuck me ! They all wanna get me to lay it down ! They all want to touch me ! They all just wanna be the talk of the town.