Lyrics
[Verse 1] There’s a Tupperware sitting on the bottom shelf It’s been creating a whole new life itself The fuzz is green, maybe a little bit blue My roommate looks at me, I look at you It smells like regret and a week-old Taco Bell Honestly you couldn’t pay me to break that spell [Pre-Chorus] You can call the hazmat team You can make a scene But keep that lid on tight ‘Cause I’m sleeping good tonight [Chorus] I ain’t touching that (No way!) I ain’t touching that (Not today!) You can beg, you can plead, you can offer me cash I’d rather throw the whole fridge in the trash I ain’t touching that (Nope, nope) I ain’t touching that [Verse 2] Group chat drama buzzing at 3 AM Sarah’s mad at Mike, Mike is mad at Jen Phone is vibrating, dancing on the table top I could intervene, I could make it stop But that’s a sticky web that I don’t wanna climb I’m gonna leave ‘em on read until the end of time [Chorus] I ain’t touching that (No way!) I ain’t touching that (Not today!) Keep the drama over there, keep it off my screen I’m the cleanest getaway you have ever seen I ain’t touching that (Nu-uh) I ain’t touching that [Bridge] Wait a minute... hold on. If I ignore the mess, the mess just grows Like putting a band-aid on a broken nose The relief is quick but the trouble stays long Maybe I’ve been looking at this all wrong If I tackle the monster, the monster disappears I could solve all my problems and face my fears I could be a better man, take a stand... [Stop] [Silence] [Spoken] Nope! [Guitar Solo - High Energy] [Chorus] I ain’t touching that (No way!) I ain’t touching that (Not today!) You can beg, you can plead, you can offer me cash I’d rather throw the whole thing in the trash I ain’t touching that [Outro] I ain’t touching it. Don't look at me. Ask your mother. I ain't touching that! [Fade Out]