DOUCHEFLUTE NerdButter (Final Cut)

[Start] [Verse 1] Walk in the room, hear the whisper of the coil Geek in the corner running watts like it’s oil Not a skinny stick from a gas station rack This a chrome brick thunder engine in my backpack Thread the tank in, hear the click like a mech Dial the power up and the chipset check Temperature lock, airflow open like a gate One breath in and the room need a weather update Everybody coughing with their sad little pens Meanwhile I’m fogging up the room like a dragons' den Glass tank glowing with a swirl of flavor stew Melon with mango, mixed berry just to flex on you [Pre-Chorus] Button press… coil sing, metal lungs ignite Clouds rolling out like a wizard in a boss fight [Chorus] My DoucheFlute, thunder cannon in my hand Clouds so big they need zoning from the land Flavor switch, mix it up, science in the tube Battery swap, keep it running, never lose the groove Call it what you want, I embrace the truth Mist machine legend, yeah the DoucheFlute [Verse 2] Dual-cell beast, batteries hot-swappable Charge in the pocket so the runtime’s unstoppable Others tapping pens like they ration every hit Meanwhile I’m running marathon mode with the kit Coil heads stacked like a toolbox drawer Airflow wide open like a jet engine roar Variable watt brain in a polished steel throne Little microchip king running clouds from a phone Flavor lab scientist swirling up the mix Vanilla with citrus doing chemistry tricks Tank big enough for a weekend campaign Roll up to the con bringing portable rain [Pre-Chorus] Click the fire key, watch the storm uncage Weather warning posted on the nerdcore stage [Chorus] My DoucheFlute, thunder cannon in my hand Clouds so big they need zoning from the land Flavor switch, mix it up, science in the tube Battery swap, keep it running, never lose the groove Call it what you want, I embrace the truth Mist machine legend, yeah the DoucheFlute [Bridge] Solid steel frame, hefty like a wrench If a fight breaks out it’s a blunt-force bitch Not that I’m swinging, just saying it’s built Like a gadget Batman forgot in his utility quilt Cloud wall rising like a stage show trick Visibility drop to about two feet quick Friends yelling “bro we can’t see the roof” That’s the calling card of the mighty DoucheFlute [Final Chorus] My DoucheFlute, mod and tank supreme Cloud architecture like a vapor-built dream Flavor on demand, swap cells for the juice Infinite runtime when I cut the thing loose Laugh if you want, but you know the truth I'm King of the clouds with my mighty DoucheFlute. [Loud and extended pull on a vape followed by a weighty exhale and coughing] [End]