Blerd Swaggah NerdButter ReDux (Final Cut)

[Start] [Intro – West Coast synth glide / Detroit bounce] Yeah… Black and brilliant Fresh and fashionable Cooler than statistically reasonable …Blerd Swaggah [Hook – smooth but cocky] Blerd swaggah, anime grammar Gold chain swing with a hacked-ass scanner Comic-con drip with the Oakland manners Afro full picked out like a supernova banner Blerd swaggah, joystick scholar Cook code up then I scoop your daughter Talk deep lore while I count these dollars Nerds got cool and the darker the hotter [Verse 1 – Detroit-style punchline flow] Black nerd, let me spell that clear High-top fade with the engineer gear Crunchwrap Supreme and a Gundam phase Debatin’ comics while the blunt rotate Can quote X-Men, quote Malcolm too Built PCs while I passed algebra smooth Straight-A mind with the Southside slang Own twelve hoodies and a Wu-Tang chain Got Pokémon cards in a fireproof case Still know exactly how to fade your face Not with fists, chill, that ain’t my lane I weaponize shame and Wi-Fi names Raised on Toonami and unpaid bills Dragon Ball Z with survival skills Mama said “read,” streets said “duck” So I learned both code-switch and comic book stuff [Hook – smoother / louder] Blerd swaggah, manga scholar Black trench coat like Blade’s lil’ partner Lightsaber clipped right next to the charger Talk nerd slick with the west-coast posture Blerd swaggah, awkward conqueror LAN-party king and the flirt-game monster Whole damn room get hit with aura Even the jocks yell “yo, dude kinda awesome” [Verse 2 – escalating absurd flexes] Walk in the function, crowd part weird Like Moses if he sold Steam keys here PS5 signed by Hideo Kojima Met Stan Lee once, voice cracked twice, lost all my features Said “wakanda forever” at the bank by accident Still got approved for the low-rate management Built an app that translate trash-talk live Now Call of Duty lobbies somehow civilized Black trench flowing like I’m Morpheus kin Dreads swing slow while the synths kick in Girl said “you smell like books and success” That might be the hardest compliment yet Own so many games the shelves need permits Tax bracket changed from reselling vintage Whole squad black nerds, impossible fresh Like if MIT started gangbangin’ respectfully [Bridge – G-Funk glide / reflective but funny] See, back then? Nerds got clowned for this Now everybody binge sci-fi Everybody quote Marvel Everybody wanna build PCs Everybody got a “gaming setup” Funny how that work [Verse 3 – biggest fantasy escalation] I got a PS7 two years too early Group chat swear that Nintendo fear me Elon asked me “bro what GPU?” Told him “mind your business,” then I flew to Cancun Walking through Comicon like elected royalty Signed three waifus and a sociology thesis Got a TED Talk called “Blackness & Mechs” Standing ovation from Andre 3000 and Hexadecimal execs Made a crypto coin backed by Yu-Gi-Oh cards Now Harvard teach my side-hustle bars NASA hit me up for a vibe consultation Apparently Mars need better playlists for the station Whole life look like a Reddit fever dream Custom Jordan 1s with a Hentai theme Even my therapist asked for my streams Said my emotional growth arc “inspiring teens” [Final Hook – triumphant / ridiculous] Blerd swaggah, cosmic author Too much sauce for the genre proper Black nerd shine make stars look darker Whole damn timeline couldn’t stop us Blerd swaggah, future scholar Anime tears mixed with blue-collar Coolest thing on this side the harbor Black nerd magic just hit much harder [Outro – beat strips down / awkward honesty] …But realistically? Most us still just nerds, man Still arguing online Still buying collectibles we can’t afford Still practicing conversations before ordering food Just black while doing it …which honestly? Still kinda cool. But I'm allowed to dream too right? [End]