sahara motor

[intro] one hump or two humps this aint a hump jump you can't just hump around the hump pump no loitering at the pump i know this is a hump decision calm down [chorus] one hump or two humps one hump or two humps don't hump around one hump or two make a decision [verse] one hump you're humpin light less baggage less responsibility less water for when you die plus one hump fits the humpmobile [verse] two humps you're humpin large more to lose but more space for your water more water so you wont die as fast still you're charged extra hump tax that's that humple sam tax hump the man [verse] don't get humped by a bad hump dealer some of these humps are humpin hump fillers what a rip off that ain't a hump that's a hump shaped pillow on top of a smaller hump humpin liars humpin up prices for the honest humpers fuckin rude [chorus] one hump or two humps one hump or two humps don't hump around one hump or two make a decision [verse] financing available zero percent humperest first six humps free then it's monthly humpayments for the next 12 years [bridge] if you were wondering can i get a camel with one and a half humps we are sorry that's called a lump that's not a hump that's a lump please leave [verse] make sure you read the warning labels do not touch the humps during a storm there is a current running through the humps in bad weather nobody knows why scientists are baffled because the humps are electric and also they're for sale after the storm weather advisory is over [verse] one hump or two humps this is your we want YOU to hump last chance hump now or hump never buy one hump get one hump for half price [outro] this is important to hump or not to hump that is the hump hump equals hump see squared sir you are under arrest for grand humpery put your hands behind your humps