Only Got the Cone

[Verse 1] I went 100 miles an hour in a school zone. I’m getting bullied a lot because I got an extra chromosome. My parents are crazy because I can’t watch home alone. I was bored and I went to the park and got a broken bone. Somebody yelling at me and told them watch your tone. I went to a ice cream truck and only got the cone [Chorus] Still outside, still smilin’ like I won the lottery World keep trippin’, I’m just out here being me They talk reckless, I don’t even blink twice Got the whole block wondering how my life this nice Broken bones, broken rules, still never broke the will Ice cream cone in my hand, I’m the one that stays chill [Verse 2] Came back home with the cast looking like a frozen chicken wing Moms started screaming like I just sold the house for a swing Dad clutched his chest like I personally cancelled his sports package Told me “no more parks, no more fun, you sit here and do math” I nodded real slow then snuck out the second they blinked Found the same kids from school still talking that “extra chromo” stink One of ‘em said “look at the guy with the free upgrade” I just licked my empty cone and said “at least I got the upgrade, hate” He froze up so hard I thought his brain buffer lagged Whole group walked off looking like they just lost a game of tag [Chorus] Still outside, still smilin’ like I won the lottery World keep trippin’, I’m just out here being me They talk reckless, I don’t even blink twice Got the whole block wondering how my life this nice Broken bones, broken rules, still never broke the will Ice cream cone in my hand, I’m the one that stays chill [Bridge] They can roast the chromosome, roast the speeding ticket fantasy Roast the parents who treat Home Alone like it’s a federal felony Roast until they run out of jokes and start quoting Wikipedia I’m still the guy walking away with nothing but a cone and a vibe Every time they try to clown me I just add another laugh to the archive They stay mad, I stay mild, that’s the whole damn recipe [Verse 3] Night got colder, I’m still on the bench with my arm in a sling Looking like a discounted action figure that failed the quality check Some random adult rolled up talking tough about “kids these days” I looked at him dead serious and said “watch your tone before your blood pressure pays” He started stuttering like his Wi-Fi just cut out mid-sentence I just kept eating the imaginary ice cream like it was gourmet Walked home slow, cone long gone, parents still acting like the world ended I’m in the living room watching Home Alone on mute while they pretend Every bruise, every yell, every “you can’t do that” Just free content for the comedy special I never asked for [Final Chorus] Still outside, still smilin’ like I won the lottery World keep trippin’, I’m just out here being me They talk reckless, I don’t even blink twice Got the whole block wondering how my life this nice Broken bones, broken rules, still never broke the will Ice cream cone in my hand, I’m the one that stays chill Yeah… empty cone, full confidence, still the one that stays chill