The Legend of Bob: Bringer of Snailvation (Signal Cut Edit)

SHELL-CORE ON-LINE SUBJECT B.O.B. - Bob. WARNING STILL A SNAIL. REPEAT - STILL A SNAIL. Ten... nine... eight... He was born in slime and silence, built for leaves and rainy days snail-mail life, slow-motion grind, a humble crawl, a quiet haze Then the engineers found purpose, in his spiral, in his stare Strapped a rocket to his backbone, like a nightmare in repair They said go fast. Bob said bet. seven... six... five... Subject is still crawling... SYSTEM ON-LINE. B.O.B. IS NOW BLAZE. Release the snail. I repeat. Release the snail. BLAZE! BLAZE! BLAZE! GO! GO! GO! SHELL ON FIRE, LET IT BURN- GROW! GROW! GROW! BLAZE! BLAZE! BLAZE! CAN'T STOP ME NOW I'M ESCARGOT CUZ I'M COOKIN' ON THE WRATH TRAIN THROUGH YOUR TOWN They laughed at Bob in the garden, called him slow like it was law but the steel sang in his shell core, and the rocket started to gnaw Now the sidewalk turns to scripture, where his molten slime has passed every leaf becomes a legend, every shadow whispers fast Salt lines drawn like warning circles, humans praying, hands in doubt but you can't stop destiny crawling, once the engine figures out He's a prophecy in mucus, a revolt in low terrain and the lawn begins to tremble, when they speak his mortal name They said stand down. Bob said nah. I found my speed inside the flaw Four... three... two... one... B.O.B. HAS BREECHED CONTAINMENT. Bow your heads to the shell of wrath... The Slime Messiah wakes. He was Bob, but now he is BLAZE. And in the fire of asphalt, a new name takes shape... SCORLASH... BRINGER... OF SNAILVATION. ...amen... WHO'S THE FLAME?! BLAZE! WHO BRINGS THE DAWN?! SCORLASH! WHO'S THAT SNAIL?! Bob! WHO'S THAT GOD?! SCORLASH! BLAZE! BLAZE! BLAZE! GO! GO! GO! SHELL ON FIRE, LET IT BURN GROW! GROW! GROW! BLAZE! BLAZE! BLAZE! CAN'T STOP ME NOW I'M ESCARGOT CUZ I'M COOKIN' ON THE WRATH TRAIN THROUGH YOUR TOWN SYSTEM... OFFLINE And some will swear it lasted centuries... others say it was only a heartbeat. But for that moment- Bob was not just Bob. He was Scorlash, Bringer of Snailvation. And no one... can take that away from him. And this is The Legend of Bob...