
[Intro ] Holy shit y'all... look what the hell I just found... [Verse 1] I was out in the garden just lookin' for bait Mindin' my own, not lookin' for fate Yanked up this pink slimy son of a gun Now my day is ruined and my brain is done Eyes bigger than my balls on a cold winter night Staring straight through me like he wants to fight Hair stickin' straight up like he touched the power line Mouth open wider than a Yellowstone geyser sign [Chorus] Big eyed screamin' worm! (AHHHHHHHH!) Big eyed screamin' worm! (Lord have mercy!) Them eyes so big they defy the laws of God This ain't no worm, this is a whole fraud! Big eyed screamin' worm! (Look at that tongue flop!) Big eyed screamin' worm! (He 'bout to pop!) Once you see this ugly bastard, your life is changed That big eyed screamin' worm done rearranged your brain! [Verse 2] Tongue hangin' out like it's tryna lick the sky Body all ribbed up doing the worm cry He look like a angry penis that learned how to see Now he's regretting every moment of his wormy misery I'm laughing so hard that I pissed in my boots This thing got more personality than most YouTube The way he screaming "WHY" in worm language loud Makes me wanna put him back in the ground [Bridge] "I was chillin' in the dirt, eatin' my decay... Living my best life, till you ruined my day! These eyes are a curse! I can see too much! Your browser history alone is making me blush! Put me back down! I don't wanna be famous! I just wanna be a normal worm, God damn it!" [Final Chorus] Big eyed screamin' worm! (AHHHHHHHH!) Big eyed screamin' worm! (We're all pissin'!) Them eyes so big they defy the laws of God This ain't no worm, this is a whole fraud! Big eyed screamin' worm! (Ad-libs throughout) "I'm dying!" "He lookin' at my soul!" "Best $0 I ever spent on bait!" (Worm) "WHYYYY MEEEEEE!!!" [Outro] Yeah... I'm selling my shovel tomorrow... ©2026 DJVAMP Official Music has All rights reserved. Lyrics, LEX AI ideas and ART filed US Copyright Office.©