Easy on the Eyes

everything is broken nothing works how it should my boss says ask GPT my feet are burning in my boots go long for the hail mary but no player can complete the pass shoulda stopped the game early ’cause the turf’s too hot it melted the cleats we can’t pretend it’s grass for a second more hey, at least i’m easy on the eyes in dire times… like these. let’s dance in the shadows this is Tennessee this ain’t the surface of Venus, not yet we can sip on sweet tea, to stave off the punishing heat. they ain’t seen anything like this since nineteen hundred and fourteen when the men all trudged through relentless mud clutching lockets like lovestruck girls shivering in the cold water floods hey, at least they’re easy on the eyes in dire times… like these. and in thirty years time when we’re living day to day in an isolated— underground cave bracing ourselves against the occasional brain rattling quake will you hold me close tell me I was worth the wait? hey, at least I’m easy on the eyes in dire times… like these. hey at least I’m easy on the eyes here for you, sure as you please.