I'm a Serial Killer ( Tripple feature )

[ Spoken word Intro from The one and only Hungry Puppy ] I'm hungry, puppy, and this is in no way an admission of guilt of any kind. This is my song, I'm a serial killer Here we go and a one and a two and three and four [verse 1] Well, I'm going downtown For a little thrill Won't you come home with me and be my first kill? I've never tasted someone's blood before, but I'm ready tonight So won't you come home with me and I'll tie you down nice and tight. And I'll tie you down real, real tight. [Chorus] 'Cause it's gonna be a cold, cold winter. Won't you come home with me and stay for an eternity? It's gonna be a cold, cold winter. Won't you lie dead in my basement for me? [chorus reprise] 'Cause I'm a serial killer. I'm a serial killer. I'm a serial killer. And I'm gonna get away with it 'cause I'm just that clever. [Verse 2] Well, I'm going out for a late drive I'll pick you up and take you to a dive I'll even buy the first round or two Before I take you home and make you screw But here's the funny thing about me is When they come looking they'll never find your body~. They'll never find your body~ [chorus] 'Cause it's gonna be a cold, cold winter. Won't you come home with me and stay for an eternity? It's gonna be a cold, cold winter. Won't you drink a bunch of ketamine and stay pretty just for me? [chorus reprise]] 'Cause I'm a serial killer. I'm a serial killer. I'm a serial killer. And I'm gonna get away with it 'cause I'm just that clever. [Verse 3] Well, I met you at the store last week I thought your name was pretty neat I'd rather make a more perfect, version of you. So I'll perform a ritual to make it come true. Even cash in a paycheck or two, Before someone comes to realize that I'm wearing parts of you as my disguise. When they come to find you under your floor I'm already out the door, and I'm so ready for more~ And I'm so ready for more¡~ [Chorus] 'Cause it's gonna be a cold, cold winter. Won't you come home with me and stay for an eternity? It's gonna be a cold, cold winter. Won't you stay chained in my attic for all to see? [Outro chorus] 'Cause I'm a, I'm a serial killer. I'm a serial killer. I'm a serial killer. I'm a serial killer. And I'm gonna get away with it 'cause I'm just that clever.