Not My Day

Guess the alarm clock must be broke I'm late from the moment I awoke My keys have vanished once again The zipper's now stuck I look at the clock Well Fuck Stay calm Take a deep breath I'll somehow manage this Not my day Not my day Not my day I had a feeling Not my day I'll have to keep a sense of humor Maybe tomorrow will be much better The bus pulls away right before my eyes Cellphone's battery is about to die Looking for words... looking for my cool None in sight Give a sigh Ha Why Don't stop Just keep going Somehow it'll work out Not my day Not my day Not my day I had a feeling Not my day I'll keep my sense of humor Maybe tomorrow will be much better Not gonna lie Can't blame it on poor luck The keys Had just misplaced them Coffee Was just poor aiming Well Shit happens Not my day Not my day Not my day I had a feeling Not my day Oh, come on I'm laughing anyway Tomorrow could be my lucky day Or maybe just another Monday Or maybe just another Monday Or maybe just another Monday Not my day Not my day Oh, come on I'm laughing anyway Tomorrow could be my lucky day Or maybe just another Monday Or maybe just another Monday Not my day