I Smoked A Blunt With Bigfoot Once (Final Cut)

[Start] [Intro] I don’t camp. I don’t hike. I got seasonal allergies and a monthly data spike. [Verse 1] I’m an indoor cat, climate-controlled soul, LED lights, Wi-Fi strong, never touchin’ dirt or tent poles. Friends say “come to nature, man, unplug for a while,” I say “nature got bugs and nature hates my style.” Cut to national park, fresh air, brochure views I didn't want, I packed three hoodies, 2 chargers, and one emergency blunt. [Pre-Chorus] Me an' the trail split left, the group went right, Phone said “No Service,” woods said “Goodnight.” Heart rate spiked, Fight or Flight engaged, I’m one 10% battery getting feral and afraid. [Chorus] I smoked a blunt with Bigfoot once, Swear on my rent and my student loans. Deep in the trees, off the grid, zero bars, Just me, a myth, and a lighter that sparked. Nobody believes me, that’s fine, that’s cool, But I smoked a blunt with Bigfoot once, dude. [Verse 2] I’m pacing like a villain in a low-budget film, Every snap of a twig got me questioning my will. Then I remember salvation, rolled tight, god gifted, I spark it up like “please let this get me lifted.” If I’m going out, I’m going out calm, Exhaling stress and a hint of pot-shop balm. That’s when the bushes part, silhouette tall, Eight feet of “this is not in the brochure at all.” [Pre-Chorus 2] No scream, no run, brain said “interesting,” THC said “vibe check, maybe this is happening.” He nods real slow like we’re late to a meeting, Points at the blunt like “you sharing or dreaming?” [Chorus] I smoked a blunt with Bigfoot once, Ash on a log, stars above us. No cameras out, no clout to chase, Just cosmic eye contact and mutual grace. He didn’t speak, didn’t need to say much, But I smoked a blunt with Bigfoot once. [Verse 3] He hit it polite, like a seasoned guest, Passed it back with a grunt that felt like respect. Smelled like cedar, rain, and unresolved lore, Coughed twice, then laughed like he’d done this before. Ten minutes later he stood, brushed off his fur, Gave a nod that said “take care of your nervous system, sir.” Then vanished clean into the pine-dark mist, Like a cryptid with boundaries and a Too-Doo list. [Bridge] I found the trail, found my friends, found daylight, They said “you okay?” I said “yeah, great hike.” I told the story once, they said “Man you high,” So now I keep it folded where the truth sometimes hides. [Final Chorus] I smoked a blunt with Bigfoot once, No pics, no proof, no trust. Just a city kid, lost and scared, Who shared a moment no algorithm can pair. Laugh if you want, I know what I saw, I smoked a blunt with Bigfoot once, y’all. [Outro] Still an indoor cat. Still don’t camp. But somewhere out there, still on the lam, There’s a legend who owes me half a gram. [Outro] Still an indoor cat. Still don’t camp. But somewhere out there, still on the lam, There’s a legend who owes me half a gram. [Chorus] I smoked a blunt with Bigfoot once, I smoked a blunt with Bigfoot once, But I smoked a blunt with Bigfoot once.